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03-16-2004, 03:44 PM #181hi
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03-16-2004, 04:30 PM #182lp.org
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Now what made you think a big rubber ball would stop anyone?
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Shut Up! That's Why!
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03-17-2004, 03:22 PM #183hi
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"This is where I come to cry"
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03-17-2004, 03:27 PM #184scummy man
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"Go Banana!"
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03-17-2004, 03:28 PM #185Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Otto, that's one palindrome you won't be hearing for a while."
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03-17-2004, 03:45 PM #186Stonecutter
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Landlord: "All I found in there was a couple of old Psycho magazines and a jar of mustard."
Otto: "Wow...I had mustard??"
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03-17-2004, 04:24 PM #187All Brain, All The Time.
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Apu: "I can't believe you don't shut up"
Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"
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03-17-2004, 06:02 PM #188Newbie
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"And that pickle you speak of only sweetens the deal"
Homer Simpson
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03-17-2004, 06:20 PM #189stop happening
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"I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever.....Oh wait, i'm number 5. Haha in your face number 6!"
Season rankings (best to worst)
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03-18-2004, 12:56 PM #190Assistant Superintendent
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"Oh my God, someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square!
...oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten."
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03-18-2004, 03:34 PM #191Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Trying to double your fun, eh Bart? Well, I'll double your detention."
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03-18-2004, 03:59 PM #192hi
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"I wish someone was around to hear that"
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03-18-2004, 04:02 PM #193stop happening
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"Telivision broken?"
"No theres a badger in there"
"Badger my ass, it's probably just Milhouse"
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03-18-2004, 09:47 PM #194thank you based god
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03-18-2004, 10:04 PM #195Stonecutter
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Drunken Homer: "I've been meaning to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve."
Some Guy: "Uh, Homer we just met, your wife and my wife are friends."
Drunken Homer: "You stink!! You and your whole lousy operation stinks!! I quit!!"
Some Guy: "P-please don't quit."
Drunken Homer: "Alright then..."
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03-19-2004, 01:32 AM #196All Brain, All The Time.
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Apu: "Oh I am not here to buy. I simply want to leaf through your magazines, rearrange you carefully shelved items and leave your bathroom in an unsanitary manner. Ha! now you now it feels!"
Homer: "Thank you, come again"
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03-19-2004, 04:09 AM #197Sorry to dissapoint
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Which episode is that?Originally posted by Gunstar Hero
Drunken Homer: "I've been meaning to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve."
Some Guy: "Uh, Homer we just met, your wife and my wife are friends."
Drunken Homer: "You stink!! You and your whole lousy operation stinks!! I quit!!"
Some Guy: "P-please don't quit."
Drunken Homer: "Alright then..."
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03-19-2004, 04:33 AM #198All Brain, All The Time.
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The War Of The Simpsons.
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03-19-2004, 01:41 PM #199Pin Pal
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OK, I'm no longer able to point at my sig (no laws, but I just can't help it)
Homer;Flanders! Thats suits a little revealing, isn't it?
Flanders;Well, it allows for maximum mobility. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all (wiggles butt)
Homer;Quit it! Must wash eyes! (starts skiing down slope backwards)Uhoh (turns round) OK, don't panic. Remember what the Instructor said (thought bubble of instructor)
Instructor;If you ever get into trouble, all you've gotta do is...
(image of Flanders wigging his butt)
Flanders;Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all. (bubble bursts)
Homer;STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!!
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03-19-2004, 02:47 PM #200hi
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"Homer no function beer well without."
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03-19-2004, 03:24 PM #201All Brain, All The Time.
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Cult Member: "Would you rather have beer, or complete and utter contentment?"
Homer: "What kind of beer?"
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03-19-2004, 03:50 PM #202stop happening
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"One, two, better not sue!"
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03-19-2004, 06:51 PM #203All Brain, All The Time.
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"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
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03-19-2004, 07:25 PM #204lp.org
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I got the joy joy joy down in my heart, WHERE? Down in my Heart today! and if the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack, OUCH!
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03-19-2004, 07:33 PM #205Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Why does Dangerdog mean more to me than school or church?"
-"Because those things suck."
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03-19-2004, 08:03 PM #206pee air true dough
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LOUIE (or Legs, I forget which): Troy McClure? I thought you said he was dead.
FAT TONY: No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.
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03-20-2004, 12:41 AM #207All Brain, All The Time.
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Homer: "Some day decent folk will stand up to you crooked cops"
Wiggum: "Really? oh no! Ha-have they set a date?"
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03-20-2004, 07:11 AM #208pee air true dough
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BURNS: Oh, and by the way, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
MARGE: I thought I did.
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03-20-2004, 07:23 AM #209Junior Camper
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Homer : Clown College?, you can't eat that!
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03-20-2004, 11:09 AM #210hi
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"Maybe he's gonna pee in the river!"
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