Quote of the Day Thread

**Colburn** · 01-11-2005, 03:47 AM

"Ah, McGarnicle eases the pain."- Homer, Bart's Inner Child

**EspanolBot** · 01-11-2005, 04:08 AM

Titania: Ewww! You said if i slept with you i won't have to touch the drunk!
Duff-Man: Duff-Man says a lot of things! Ohhh-yeah!

**Tad Winslow** · 01-11-2005, 06:31 AM

Selma: That MacGyver is a genius!
Sideshow Bob: Firstly, he's not a genius, he's an actor and secondly he's not much of an actor!
Selma: You're lying
Bob: No, this is lying (really sarcastic voice) that was a well directed piece of non crap-trap that never made me want to retch!

**SimpsonByte** · 01-11-2005, 11:03 AM

SWEET SEYMOUR SKINNER'S BAADASSSSS SONG

SKINNER
Now I, I finally have time to do something I've always wanted to do...write the great American Novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusment park where dinosaurs are bought back to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Clone-O-Saurus".

APU (overhearing conversation)
Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me Sir. First, you think of an idea that has already been done, and then you give it a title no one could possibly like. Didn't you even think this through...
[LATER]
...was on the best-seller list for 18 months. Every magazine cover had...
[LATER STILL]
...most popular movies of all time Sir! What Were You Thinking?! (short pause, before realising) I mean, Thank You, come again.

**silentmike** · 01-11-2005, 11:16 AM

THOH 4 Deleted Scene

Homer: How come Bart gets rats and all I get is Oatmeal?

**tired** · 01-11-2005, 01:09 PM

Telephone Automated Service: "Thank you. Your plea has been...REJECTED. You will be assesed a small fine plus a LARGE LATENESS PENALTY. Please wait from 9 to 5 for parking officer Steve...GREBOWSKI."

**Johnny Neutrino** · 01-11-2005, 08:25 PM

Lisa: "I know this sounds absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me and-"

Homer: "AHHHH! BOOGEYMAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!"

- "$pringfield"

**Colburn** · 01-12-2005, 03:40 AM

Ned (in story)- Now, whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans.
Homer (present)- (Laughing)
Lisa- What are you laughing at, dad?
Homer- If it's what I think it is, it's pretty funny.

**Snake_aka_Jailbird** · 01-12-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by MSsimpsonsfan

Lisa: "I know this sounds absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me and-"

Homer: "AHHHH! BOOGEYMAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!"

- "$pringfield"

-Bart, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

**silentmike** · 01-12-2005, 03:24 PM

All's Fair in Oven War

Homer: Do you know what boob is?

Bart: Oh Yeah

**Jake** · 01-12-2005, 04:24 PM

"So I says look buddy your car was upside down when we got here, and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that"- Homer

**tired** · 01-12-2005, 05:12 PM

Movementarian Chant: "The Leader is good, The Leader is great, we surrender our will, as of this date!"

**BroadStreetBully** · 01-12-2005, 07:39 PM

(Homer and Marge singing)

"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my 8-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days

**Cyclone** · 01-13-2005, 12:03 AM

Homer:"Why won't those stupid idiots let me join their stupid club for jerks?!"

**Colburn** · 01-13-2005, 03:09 AM

Dr. Hibbert- This is very serious Comic Book Guy, you just had a cardiac episode.
CBG (Straining)- Worst...episode....ever.- (Episode of the same name)

**Jane Velez-Mitchell** · 01-13-2005, 03:11 AM

"The Faulkland Islands have just been invaded, I repeat, the Faulkland Islands have just been invaded!"

**Toli** · 01-13-2005, 03:20 AM

"Worst episode ever". CBG.

**tired** · 01-13-2005, 01:11 PM

Homer: "Doctor! I was just in this wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone, and there were all these wonderful little guys in red pyjamas poking pitchforks into my butt."

**Tad Winslow** · 01-13-2005, 02:29 PM

Bart: We did something really bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart and Lisa: No
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Bart and Lisa: Yes
Homer: But the cars okay?
Bart & Lisa: Yes!
Homer: Oh..okay (goes on watching tv)

**Commander McCool** · 01-13-2005, 06:38 PM

Bart: Have any of the workers had their hands cut off by the machinery?
Factory Worker: No.
Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?
Factory Worker: No that has never happened.
Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
Factory Worker: I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of.

**Johnny Neutrino** · 01-13-2005, 07:25 PM

(Homer in elevator)

Homer: "I've made it the whole day without seeing her again."

(Mindy gets on elevator)

Homer: "Ahh! I mean Ahh-lo!"

Mindy: "I guess we'll be going down together, I mean getting off, I mean-"

Homer: "That's okay. I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator."

- "The Last Temptation of Homer"

**Toli** · 01-13-2005, 07:31 PM

This isn't Simpsons but it's just too funny.

Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Creator of G.. to G: Uh you can't eat a stapler.
Peter: (interupts) Wanna split it?

jennifer · 01-13-2005, 07:58 PM

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**msbotz** · 01-13-2005, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Tv junkie

This isn't Simpsons but it's just too funny.

Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Creator of G.. to G: Uh you can't eat a stapler.
Peter: (interupts) Wanna split it?

Well, this is a simpsons forum!

Oh, and as for the quote: "D'oh!"

**Commander McCool** · 01-13-2005, 09:22 PM

Homer: "Oh oh oh oh Table 5!"

jennifer · 01-13-2005, 09:32 PM

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**Cyclone** · 01-13-2005, 11:24 PM

Homer:How much more longer are we gonna have to wait for this comet?
Marge:Another hour
Homer:Oh! another hour,what's taking this comet so long?*knocking on the door* there it is!

**dansmate** · 01-14-2005, 01:19 AM

Bart: But dad, we didn't enter any police auction!
Homer: Who cares, all that's important is that we won.

**Colburn** · 01-14-2005, 03:00 AM

(Calls Moe)
Moe: Moe's Tavern, the dirtiest rag in town.
Homer: Hey, Moe
Moe: Uh, listen Homer; I need $50,000, don't ask me why.
Homer: But I need $50,000.
Moe: Hey I asked you first.
Homer: All right (hangs up)
(Calls Flanders)
Homer: Flanders, I need $100,000...- Blame It On Lisa

**PrecisionBart** · 01-14-2005, 09:13 AM

Professer Frink: " oh, no i have Re-dork-u-lated"

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