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10-14-2004, 11:23 AM #1261THAT'S MY PURSE!
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10-14-2004, 01:15 PM #1262Pin Pal
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Kent Brockman:So, isn't that what were all saying in our own lives. Where's my Elephant?
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10-14-2004, 01:17 PM #1263Assistant Superintendent
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Bart: "Hello, Mr. ... Kurns. I bad want... money now. Me sick."
Homer: "Ooh, he card-reads good."
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10-14-2004, 04:29 PM #1264Can't Talk. Eating.
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Sweet Merciful Crap, MY CAR!!!! :angry:
Top 2 jokes:
2.Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on-her-sweet-can. So I grabbed-her-sweet can. Oh, just thinking about-her-can. I just wish I had-her-sweet-sweet-s-s-sweet can!
1. Homer-Hey you $#@*, you cut me off. $#*@ to you!
Lisa- Dad, that's an ambulance
Homer-Right, honey. Hey ambulance! You think you're so big with your $@#^ *%$# siren. And your letters are on backwards!
Top 3 THOH Qoutes:
3. Selma as Homer runs naked across kitchen-There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
2. Delirious Mr. Burns-I was walking through the gas one day!
1. Flanders-Hey, Homer, mind if I chew your ear
(Homer shoots Flanders)
Bart-Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders
Homer-He was a zombie?
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10-14-2004, 04:32 PM #1265hi
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"I said, HOP IN."
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10-14-2004, 04:55 PM #1266Pin Pal
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LMAO!!! that is a great line especially the whole thing
Originally Posted by mcstink
Burns:Get In!
Smithers:But sir, its just a mod-
Burns: I said hop in!
Lmao great line
10-14-2004, 06:39 PM #1267Just like big Mighty Moe
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10-14-2004, 10:14 PM #1268Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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Bart - "Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?"
Homer - "Sure,unless another Aunt dies"
10-14-2004, 10:29 PM #1269Just like big Mighty Moe
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Homer: "Hello there Mr. Aminem Sir."
Aminem: "Shut you'r trap Homer, I know you talk behind my back."
Homer: "Oh no Sir, the only thing I said about you was that you'r songs suck. ...D'oh!"
Aminem: "You little...come back here."
10-14-2004, 10:45 PM #1270Newbie
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Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
10-14-2004, 11:20 PM #1271Stonecutter
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"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"
"You don't have to tell me, sir."
10-15-2004, 01:17 AM #1272All Brain, All The Time.
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Selma: "Can't you do something?!"
Surly: "Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy: Surly!"
Selma: "Sorry Surly"
Surly: "Shut up"Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"
10-15-2004, 07:55 AM #1273Can't Talk. Eating.
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Milhouse: Trab Pu Kcip, Trab Pu Kcip
Kirk: Milhouse, what did I tell you about writing on the windows!
10-15-2004, 08:41 AM #1274Just hook it to my veins!
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" I tried to scream but my mouth was full of flab. "
10-15-2004, 09:13 AM #1275The cosmic ballet goes on..
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"I am Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, and tonight, I'll be playing MacArthur Park on the tabla."
10-15-2004, 01:07 PM #1276Pin Pal
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Beatnick: Radiant cool crazy nightmare, zen New jersey nowhere
Homer: Put this in your pipe and smoke it!( pushes a button to release a bomb but it doesn't go)
Beatnick: How now brown bureaucrat
(Homer jumps on the bomb and it releases with him riding the bomb)
Homer: Woooohooooo!
10-15-2004, 04:24 PM #1277Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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One more word out of you two and Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
10-15-2004, 04:27 PM #1278The Godfather
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"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..."
10-15-2004, 04:44 PM #1279in 2½ D
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10-15-2004, 05:53 PM #1280Just like big Mighty Moe
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"I am not a rat, but I love cheese so much...better then mice."
10-15-2004, 10:02 PM #1281Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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From Itchy & Scratchy the Movie
Homer - "If you don't start making sense were gonna put you in a home"
Grandpa - "You already put me in a home"
Homer - "Then we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes"
Grandpa - "I'll be good"
10-15-2004, 10:03 PM #1282samsaGuest"And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well you have a gambling problem!"
10-15-2004, 10:40 PM #1283Banned
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'MY BIKE! MY CRAPPY CRAPPY BIKE!'
Bartholemew Jo-Jo Simpson
I Do'h Bot
10-15-2004, 10:54 PM #1284Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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bwhaaaaaaaaaaa see ya tomorrow!
10-16-2004, 08:13 AM #1285Is It About My Cube?
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Marge: "Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman."
Homer: "Oh, so that's it. This is some kind of underwear thing."Seasons Rankings:
4,3,7,6,5,2,1,8,16,15,9,14,13,12,10,11
10-16-2004, 08:56 AM #1286Just like big Mighty Moe
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"This is a scary world you know, especially when you watch Scary Movie 2."
-Jakob Brown
10-16-2004, 09:13 AM #1287back in black
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"Hey, this isn't faux dive! This IS a dive!"
10-16-2004, 09:41 AM #1288Stonecutter
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Marge: "Honey, I'm so gald you're ho--"
Homer: "Can't talk, seeing Flanders, later, sex."
10-16-2004, 10:15 AM #1289Just like big Mighty Moe
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"Once you eat that delicious Milk Chocolate with Roasted Almonds, that's it....you go crazy for Chocolate."
-Nick Simpson
10-16-2004, 03:23 PM #1290Happy go Happy
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"Get a book that shows how to play Basketball and you'll be ready to play in no time, that is if your dreaming."
-John Stacin
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