Quote of the Day Thread

[doyle]

"Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?"

[sexy_girlof2004]

[QUOTE]guys are like tiers allways have a spare lol

[deshem]

Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to spell out your name with candles. There's a sattelite hook-up on that monitor if you'll just turn your head slightly.

Burns: Bah, no time.

[The Brain]

"The knee bone's connected to the something,
the something is connected to the red thing,
the red thing is connected to my wrist watch,
Uh oh."

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"Go to hell you old bastard!"

[Gunstar]

"Oh my god...he's like...some...non-giving up....school guy!"

[Miss Springfield]

These gloves came free with my toilet brush

[chiefdan]

"The truth never tasted so good!"

[samsa]

"Smithers kill the Rolling Stones"
"But sir, those weren't..."
"Do as I say"

[Simpsons Forever!]

Marge: Homie, you're my rock.
Homer: And I promise you this rock is gonna weigh you down for the rest of your life.

[Gunstar]

*Sniff* "Smithers *sniff* do you think my power plant killed those ducks?"

"Um...there's no 'maybe' about it, sir."

*sniff**sniff* "Excellent."

[msbotz]

Homer: i said shut up net face

[Butters]

Homer : Kids, I'm not going to die. Only really bad people die.
Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer : Uh, he sold poison milk to school children.

[Commander McCool]

Homer: [on the phone, disguising his voice] There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which President's on it?
Homer: Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.
Barney: Wow!

[The Brain]

Burns: "Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you. I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers! You live on personal injuries, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery! Oh, but I'm rambling. Would anyone like some coffee?"
Lawyer: "Yes, I would like some coffee."
Burns: "Want it black, don't you? Black like your heart? It's so hard for me to listen to you, I hate you all so much! ...I'm sorry, it's my problem, I'll deal with it. Please continue."
Lawyer: "If you offer Homer Simpson a token cash settlement, say a couple of thou, he'll be so dazzled, he'll sign anything you shove under his nose."
Burns: "Oh brilliant, a cash settlement. I could have figured that out, you buttoned-down maggot!"
Lawyer: "Got any cream?"
Burns: "Oh yes, of course, where are my manners?"

[Radioactive Man]

"Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?"

[kevin]

"A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center."

[Radioactive Man]

"Food goes in here."

[Mira]

Me not pig.

[Miss Springfield]

Its Curns you idiot! No it isn't!

[The Brain]

Homer: "You know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops."
Wiggum: "They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date?"

[The Foot]

Marge: You know Homie, you're already apart of a very exclusive group.
Homer: Black Panthers?
Marge: No, the family Simpsons, which has just five members and only two of those members have special rings.
Bart and Lisa: Yeah. Woooooo.(Blows on whistle rings.)
Marge: I meant our wedding rings!

[Run CMB]

Milhouse: It smells funny in there.
Homer: No it doesn't.

[The Brain]

Wiggum: "All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge."
Psychotic Guy: "Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?!"
Wiggum: "Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name."
Psychotic Guy: "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'! "

[Gunstar]

"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."

[msbotz]

what am i smokin' oh yeah pot (otto)

[Radioactive Man]

"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and.. replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime!
Sincerely, Little Girl."

[Commander McCool]

Homer: "Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!"

Lenny: "I wonder what they do with all these barrells of nuclear waste."
Carl: "I hear they dump them in an abandoned chalk mine."
Lenny: "I hear they send them to one of those southern states where the governor's a crook."
Carl: "Either way, I'm sleeping good tonight!"

[Butters]

"Hey, hey, wait up! We've got to swap insurance info!"

[Mira]

For no reason, here's Apuuuuu...