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06-14-2012, 09:06 AM #6991Tramampoline! Trambopoline!
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Maude Flanders: My eyes have been soiled!
Homer: Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing!
Homer: Here's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph: I'm a boy!
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up.
I'm Lisa, who are you? by The No Homers Club
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06-14-2012, 09:11 AM #6992
how about, screw Flanders!
bon appetite!
ah they're both good.
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06-14-2012, 10:19 AM #6993Space Coyote
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Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one." Is that reputation justified?
Skinner: [seriously] Yes. Yes, it is.Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 19, 17, 24, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
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06-14-2012, 10:26 AM #6994Revive the Simpsons section!
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Lenny: "Homer, what's the matter?"
Carl: "Ain't you ever seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?"The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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06-14-2012, 01:07 PM #6995
"Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
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06-14-2012, 02:13 PM #6996Revive the Simpsons section!
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Lisa: Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
Stacy Lovell: I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
Lisa: How about me?
Stacy Lovell: Well...
Bart Simpson: How about me?
Stacy Lovell: Oh...
Homer Simpson: How about me?
Stacy Lovell: YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
(gasps)
Stacy Lovell: I mean... from a design point of view.
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06-14-2012, 02:17 PM #6997I used to drive that blue car
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Krusty: You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.
Audience member: Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!
Krusty: Oh, great! We'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.
Audience Member: Fine with us.
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06-14-2012, 02:48 PM #6998Junior Camper
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i have to poop
-snooki
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06-14-2012, 06:22 PM #6999I used to drive that blue car
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Senor Ding-Dong: Does anyone have any jumper cables? ... Oh, you stinking Chevy!
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06-15-2012, 12:39 AM #7000Release the hounds...
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Homer: So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer" something, something.
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
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06-15-2012, 05:39 AM #7001Tramampoline! Trambopoline!
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Bart: My theory is.....Skinner likes dog food!
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by: zach
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06-15-2012, 05:52 AM #7002
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06-15-2012, 10:31 AM #7003I used to drive that blue car
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Lisa: Friends! Huh, these are my only friends. Grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girlsLast edited by Lionel Hutz; 06-15-2012 at 10:42 AM.
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06-15-2012, 10:45 AM #7004
yesum
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06-15-2012, 09:13 PM #7005
yeah shut up or i'll ram a stool down your throat
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06-15-2012, 09:24 PM #7006So I says to Mable, I says...
Hi kids!
I'll finish this later.
Where's your mother?
Out back.
So, anyways, I says to Mable, I says...
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06-15-2012, 09:26 PM #7007Revive the Simpsons section!
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"He called me greenhorn; I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had."
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06-15-2012, 09:28 PM #7008
sock him, dad! sock everybody!
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06-15-2012, 10:04 PM #7009
Wh-what the?! There's still food and I don't wanna eat it! Ohh, I've become everything I've ever hated!
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06-15-2012, 10:07 PM #7010
they're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity.
thank you sir may i have another?
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by: Lionel Hutz
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06-15-2012, 10:12 PM #7011
On second thought, I'll have a glass of milk...from that cow.
HUH?!
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06-15-2012, 10:16 PM #7012
no problem, i'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.
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06-15-2012, 10:18 PM #7013
You still haven't told us why Lenny bit you.
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by: cloneasaurus , Lionel Hutz
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06-15-2012, 10:23 PM #7014
you can take your free tetanus shot and shove it!
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06-15-2012, 10:24 PM #7015
IT ATE EVERYBODY
IT ATE EVERYBODY, STUPID
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by: Lionel Hutz
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06-15-2012, 10:28 PM #7016
why do birds suddenly appear, over there, over here!
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06-15-2012, 10:29 PM #7017
lisa, you should be a doorbell salesman!
oh, just what i need, another piranha in the tank...
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06-15-2012, 10:35 PM #7018
artichokes...and migrant workers. looking good.
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by: Lionel Hutz
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06-15-2012, 10:36 PM #7019
but mom, it clearly says feet included
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06-15-2012, 10:44 PM #7020
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