.....that's okay the box is empty.
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Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault..DOH!
Marge: Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
Homer: Baby On Board something something Burt Ward. This thing writes itself.
Last edited by hutz; 04-20-2012 at 10:52 AM. Reason: It's Geraldo's fault
I'm bored, so I'll do another one
Mr. Burns: Who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib
Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness Sir. He's your 11 o'clock
Stop kissing that cat and get in the car!
my dad and i built our car together, and if i drove somebody else's, it'll kill him! on the other hand, i'll do it.
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Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
You know, when superintendant Chalmers suggested a mural, I almost thought he said a school Muriel....hahaha.........Muriel's his sister.................(shotgun cocked)
"You're pressing a Mento."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Homer's Enemy Homer's Phobia 9: Bart Carny The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: A Star Is Torn She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want 25: The War of Art What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Voted "Best Taste" in NHC awards. Therefore, I'm right, you're wrong.
Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by Aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate - and revulcanize my tires, post haste!
Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doo-dad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
A lot of Mr. Burns quotes lately. Heres another one
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If "you" did it, sir?
Moe, Moe, Moe
How do ya like me, how do ya like me
Moe, Moe, Moe
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me
Moe, Moe, Moe
Homer: I'd like your deadliest gun please.
Clerk: Aisle 6- Next to the sympathy cards.
Willlie: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange eating class-
Hans Moleman: The eating of an orange, is a lot like a good marriage
Grampa: Just eat the damn oranges!
GET TO MATLOCK! MAAAAAATTTTTLOOOOCK!
Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then. Only Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow...
Willie hears ya.
Willie don't care.
Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knightboat, the crime-solving boat.
Marge: Homer, you promised. One night of family time a week- besides, that backtalking boat sets a bad example.
Bart: Says you, woman.
.........but I've seen this warden turn down brownies.....honest-to-goodness brownies.
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