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    .....that's okay the box is empty.

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    Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,
    But it wasn't Geraldo's fault..DOH!
    Marge: Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
    Homer: Baby On Board something something Burt Ward. This thing writes itself.
    Last edited by hutz; 04-20-2012 at 10:52 AM. Reason: It's Geraldo's fault

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    I'm bored, so I'll do another one
    Mr. Burns: Who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib
    Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness Sir. He's your 11 o'clock

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    how come they never call traveling anymore?

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    what's that from?^

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    Quote Originally Posted by al and mike View Post
    what's that from?^
    Tennis the Menace

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    Stop kissing that cat and get in the car!

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    my dad and i built our car together, and if i drove somebody else's, it'll kill him! on the other hand, i'll do it.
    Quote Originally Posted by zach
    he's not as talented as his grandmother, i can tell you that much

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    .......but, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.

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    Uh Chief. You're talking into your wallet

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    ...........ohhh white chocolate.

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    Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

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    You know, when superintendant Chalmers suggested a mural, I almost thought he said a school Muriel....hahaha.........Muriel's his sister.................(shotgun cocked)

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    "You're pressing a Mento."
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
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    Voted "Best Taste" in NHC awards. Therefore, I'm right, you're wrong.

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    Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by Aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

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    marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

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    You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate - and revulcanize my tires, post haste!

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    Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doo-dad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

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    It's "Curns", stupid!


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    up with mini-skirts

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    A lot of Mr. Burns quotes lately. Heres another one

    Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
    Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
    Smithers: If "you" did it, sir?

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    You call this a supercomputer!?

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    Moe, Moe, Moe
    How do ya like me, how do ya like me
    Moe, Moe, Moe
    Why don't you like me, nobody likes me
    Moe, Moe, Moe

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    Homer: I'd like your deadliest gun please.
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    Willlie: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange eating class-
    Hans Moleman: The eating of an orange, is a lot like a good marriage
    Grampa: Just eat the damn oranges!

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    GET TO MATLOCK! MAAAAAATTTTTLOOOOCK!

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    Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then. Only Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow...

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    Willie hears ya.
    Willie don't care.

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    Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
    Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knightboat, the crime-solving boat.
    Marge: Homer, you promised. One night of family time a week- besides, that backtalking boat sets a bad example.
    Bart: Says you, woman.


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    .........but I've seen this warden turn down brownies.....honest-to-goodness brownies.

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