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    ...........ohhh white chocolate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombies Rise from the Sea
    The Chinese must be getting desperate.

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    Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

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    You know, when superintendant Chalmers suggested a mural, I almost thought he said a school Muriel....hahaha.........Muriel's his sister.................(shotgun cocked)

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    "You're pressing a Mento."
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    Don't tell what to do fuck face, and I'm not changing it I do what I want so fuck you bitch
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted There's No Disgrace Like Home 2: Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Homer's Triple Bypass Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Homer's Enemy The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Bart Carny The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: A Star Is Torn She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want 25: The War of Art What to Expect When Bart's Expecting

    Voted "Best Taste" in NHC awards. Therefore, I'm right, you're wrong.

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    Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by Aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

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    marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?

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    You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate - and revulcanize my tires, post haste!

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    Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doo-dad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

    3 - Bart the Lover/When Flanders Failed 4 - Homer's Triple Bypass/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassssss Song/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Bart Sells His Soul/Homerpalooza 8 - Homer's Enemy/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Make Room for Lisa

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    It's "Curns", stupid!


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    A lot of Mr. Burns quotes lately. Heres another one

    Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
    Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
    Smithers: If "you" did it, sir?

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    You call this a supercomputer!?
    Quote Originally Posted by ofhf View Post
    I was always a pointless guy
    It’s a little known fact that Freddy is actually a huge fan of David Letterman. The Fresh Prince upset Freddy when he turned Letterman off, and his punishment is death.

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    Moe, Moe, Moe
    How do ya like me, how do ya like me
    Moe, Moe, Moe
    Why don't you like me, nobody likes me
    Moe, Moe, Moe

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    Homer: I'd like your deadliest gun please.
    Clerk: Aisle 6- Next to the sympathy cards.

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    Willlie: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange eating class-
    Hans Moleman: The eating of an orange, is a lot like a good marriage
    Grampa: Just eat the damn oranges!

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    GET TO MATLOCK! MAAAAAATTTTTLOOOOCK!

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    Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then. Only Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow...

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    Willie hears ya.
    Willie don't care.

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    Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
    Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knightboat, the crime-solving boat.
    Marge: Homer, you promised. One night of family time a week- besides, that backtalking boat sets a bad example.
    Bart: Says you, woman.


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    .........but I've seen this warden turn down brownies.....honest-to-goodness brownies.

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    Kent Brockman: Good evening. Springfield is still grappling tonight with the departure of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, local Bible nut. How is our community coping with this spiritual vaccuum? Let's ask Arnie Pie in the Sky!
    Arnie Pie: You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!
    Kent Brockman: Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church!
    Arnie Pie: And how am I suposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' SOULS? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!

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    “Your Baby is Dead!...That's what you'd hear if your Baby fell victim to the thousands of Death Traps Lurking in the Average American Home.”
    Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
    Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
    Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
    Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
    Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!


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    THAT'S NOT FUNNY

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    ...........so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

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    James Woods: ... but as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
    Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
    James Woods: yes... yes a movie, yes.

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    no........well, it is if he puts anything on it, jelly for example.

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    Homer: Marge, I'm bored.
    Marge: Why don't you read something.
    Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.


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    ............you mean there really is a Bart?! good lord!!!

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    .............I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you......SHUT UP!!

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    I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision".

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    Uter likes Milhouse!

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