Lisa: "Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular... more so!."




Lisa: "Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular... more so!."
Seasons Rankings:
4,3,7,6,5,2,1,8,16,15,9,14,13,12,10,11
"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb."





Homer: "Ooh! Gummi Bears! Gummi Calves heads! Gummi Jawbreakers!"
(looks at a display case)
"Ohh...what's that?"
Guy: "That iz ze rarest gummi of zem all, ze gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in ze medium of gummi."
Marge: "Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?"
Moe: "Hey Homer, way to get Marge pregnant!"
Homer: "This is getting rather abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!"




Flanders: "Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves."
"Way to play the bosses' head like a bongo, Homer!"




"No way man! no way man! Get yourself another patsy man! No way am I wearing a freaking wire!"
Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"




"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
"I hate you people; you're just a pack of fickle mush heads." -Mayor Quimby
Ya get that George W.? Huh?
"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."




Homer: Tell me how much and give it to me.
Refuge Guy: We can't offer you any money, we're a non-profit organization.
Homer: So your bid is zero.
Refuge Guy: We like to think of it as a...
Homer: Thank you.
Refuge Guy: I really think you should...
Homer: Thank you.






Cletus - "I love you Pa!"
Homer - "I love you Cletus!"
Flanders: And then Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft
Rod and Todd: YAY!





Homer: "Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes!"
Moe: "Well why don't you go there first?"
Homer: "Hey! Do I tell you how to do your job?"
Moe: "Sorry Homer."
Homer: "You know, if you tip the glass, there wont be as much foam on top."
Moe: "Sorry Homer."
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little kid in commercial: "Why don't you BOTH SHUT UP!!!???"
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"That doll is Evil, I tell you. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!
"Grandpa, you said that about all the presents."
"I just want attention."





"I don't want you stalking anyone tonight."
"Oh, ok, have it your way, Marge. Well, I'll be back in a minute. I'm....going outside. To....stalk...Lenny and Carl. D'oh!"
"Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know."
"I can't let that happen and I won't let that happen and I can't let that happen"
"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"






"I love your magazine. My favorite part is Increase Your Word Power. That is really, really, really.... good." - Homer
"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
MILHOUSE: Wow, Bart, Laddie is way better than your old dog!
BART: I guess I was the only one who loved him.
MILHOUSE: You got that right. Remember when he ate my goldfish, then you said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why...did I have...the bowl?
"Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there"
"I'm going to night school, and I'm going to win back my most improved odor trophy!"
Bart: I guess we could go to Martin's party.
Milhouse: I don't know. If we're seen there, it will definitely take
our social standing down a notch.
Bart:We're what now, three?
Milhouse: Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.





Homer: "Yes! With my bills paid off, I can finally quit this lousy job!"
Lenny: "But Homer, how are you gonna make a living?"
Homer: "Don't worry about Homer J., I've got a plan....a plan that'll fix you good..."
Carl: "Hey, what did we do?"
Homer: "Sorry, that just slipped out. I'm gonna miss you guys."






"I hate this new area code, like I don't have enough to remember already." (looks at his hand, it says Lenny=White Carl=Black) - Homer
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