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Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
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03-28-2012, 07:26 AM #6541Formally Fry-O-Rama
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Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!
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03-28-2012, 04:51 PM #6542
"Batman's a scientist"
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03-28-2012, 04:59 PM #6543Revive the Simpsons section!
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"Either the duck suffers, or the kid does. Or none of you ain't gettin' nothin' from Shauna. I'm Shauna."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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03-28-2012, 06:51 PM #6544I used to drive that blue car
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Here's an appealing fellow. In fact they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
Heh heh heh It's funny cause I don't know him.
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03-28-2012, 07:41 PM #6545
"You can't have that one, that's a coconut cake!"
greatest line in the history of the show.
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03-29-2012, 07:34 AM #6546SuperFriend
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It may be on a lousy channel, but The Simpsons are on TV!-- Homer proudly introduces his television debut in "Mr. Plow"
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03-29-2012, 08:01 AM #6547Formally Fry-O-Rama
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What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
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03-29-2012, 02:47 PM #6548Stonecutter
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Mr. McClure, what does D.N.A. stand for?
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03-29-2012, 04:05 PM #6549
"I....I think I swallowed a toothpick!"
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03-29-2012, 06:27 PM #6550I used to drive that blue car
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deoxyribonucleic acid for anyone who didn't kniow
Lisa: The writers should be ashamed of themselves.
Bart: cartoons have writers?
Lisa: Eh, sort of
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03-29-2012, 06:44 PM #6551Junior Camper
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Bart: Behold the horrors of the slanty shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue Ball, the man with no hair!
Lady: He's hideous!
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03-30-2012, 04:41 AM #6552Formally Fry-O-Rama
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Hey, wait a minute. Hold on here - this bandstand wasn't double-bolted.
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03-30-2012, 05:00 PM #6553SuperFriend
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Marge: We'll meet you in Central Park at 5:00.
Homer: Okay, but not a minute later. Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy. (looks at person on street) I'm on to you!
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03-30-2012, 06:59 PM #6554
"Dad! The sharks must think you're a baby whale!"
"Ooohh a baby whale? My diet IS working!"
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03-30-2012, 07:10 PM #6555I used to drive that blue car
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Get help love. Call Interpol. Get me a hacksaw. Anything. IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
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03-30-2012, 07:14 PM #6556
"Okay guys, we push him out of the way in exactly three seconds..."
"Should we correct for wind resistance?"
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03-31-2012, 05:21 AM #6557
you must love this country more than i love a cold beer on a hot christmas morning
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03-31-2012, 11:26 AM #6558
"...in those words...yes."
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03-31-2012, 12:01 PM #6559SuperFriend
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Marge: [Homer has legally changed his name to "Max Power"] But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Max Power.
Homer Simpson: Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.
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03-31-2012, 12:02 PM #6560you can cram it with walnuts
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homer simpson : "Don't people usually breathe?"
my all time favorite episodes :
El viaje misterioso de nuestro Homero, the springfield files, the old man and the lisa, how they saved lisa's brain, realty bites, whacking day, Homer the Great, Mayored to the Mob, Hurricane Neddy, Monty Can't Buy Me Love, You Only Move Twice, King-Size Homer, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Two Bad Neighbors, Homer the Smithers, Kidney Trouble.
the old treehouse of horror episodes.
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03-31-2012, 12:14 PM #6561
"I fell on my bottom."
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03-31-2012, 07:48 PM #6562I used to drive that blue car
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Marge: Well Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: Ooh, look at me. I'm making people happy. I'm the Magical Man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane (slams door)
Homer: Oh by the way I was being sarcastic.
Marge: Well duh.
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03-31-2012, 08:06 PM #6563Junior Camper
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''Im annoyed with you mother. Not just annoyed angry. I'm a grown man now AND I CAN RUN MY OWN LIFE!!!!''
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03-31-2012, 08:11 PM #6564Stonecutter
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Hey, Fatty! I've got a movie for ya: "A Fridge Too Far"!
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04-01-2012, 01:48 AM #6565He was a zombie?
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Now, Johnny Unitas - there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
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04-01-2012, 10:49 AM #6566
"There was a rapping tomato..."
I forgot the rest, I'm sorry.
My Simpsons Season 23 Ratings/Reviews:
The Falcon and the D'ohman (4.5/10) Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (4.0/10) Treehouse of Horror XXII (1.0/10) Replacable You (3.5/10) The Food Wife (4.0/10) The Book Job (8.0/10) The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (4.0/10) The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (4.5/10) Holidays of Future Passed (8.5/10) Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (3.5/10) The D'oh-cial Network (2.5/10) Moe Goes From Rags to Riches (1.5/10) The Daughter Also Rises (5.0/10) At Long Last Leave (2.5/10) Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (1.0/10) How I Wet Your Mother (4.0/10) Them, Robot (3.0/10) Beware My Cheating Bart (5.0/10) A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again (3.0/10) The Spy Who Learned Me (3.5/10) Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (5.5/10) Lisa Goes Gaga (1.0/10)
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04-01-2012, 12:10 PM #6567
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04-01-2012, 02:28 PM #6568I used to drive that blue car
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Does whiskey count as beer?
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04-01-2012, 02:30 PM #6569
They call me Mr. Plow
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04-01-2012, 02:30 PM #6570
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