Quote of the Day Thread

[zach]

"Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman."
"[Hahahaha] Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!"

[Homer Defined]

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

[Lionel Hutz]

Duff Gardens Hoorah!

[Mozy]

Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

[Homer Defined]

Apu: Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!

[Prune Tracy]

"This just in... go to hell!"

[Bartesque]

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

[Mozy]

Homer (on the Uralarm): Now that's what I call looking out for number one!

[Lionel Hutz]

Homer: And then came the greatest thrill of my life.
George Harrison: Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison.
Homer: Oh my God, oh my God, where did you get that brownie?
George Harrison: Over there, there's a big pile of them.
Homer: hahahahahahahahha...oh man.
George Harrison: Well, what a nice fellow.

[Toomanygrandmas]

'Homer please, ixnay on the omarmay!'

[Financial Panther]

Burns: "Oh, don’t pooh-pooh a nickel, Lisa. A nickel will buy you a steak and kidney pie, a cup of coffee, a slice of cheesecake and a newsreel, with enough change left over to ride the trolley from Battery Park to the Polo Grounds!"

Lisa: "There’s a can."

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer (on the Uralarm): Now that's what I call looking out for number one!

A return of the coveted thumbs down button would be great right about now.

[Christopher the Chef]

- Sir, your llama just bit Ted Kennedy.
- Good!

[Prune Tracy]

"You're right, Moe! You're always Moe."

[Homer Defined]

Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.

[Mozy]

Homer: How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

[Lionel Hutz]

Dear Marge. Thanks for the fab painting of Yours Truly. I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist. In answer to your question, yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England. But we call French fries`chips'.
Love, Ringo.
PS: Forgive the lateness of my reply.

[Financial Panther]

"It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever."

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

"Here's your Twizzlers Mr. Simpson"
"My little girl likes RED VINES!!!!...oh wait, these are Red Vines..."

[Lionel Hutz]

Kill my boss. Do I dare live out the American Dream

[Mozy]

Homer: Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

[Abe Simpson's gay lover]

"Oh yeah the clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh"

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown?

[zach]

"At the picnic, he thought my son Renaldo, was my son Rolando."

[Homer I Am]

"Oh yeah the clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh"

"Do not feed the troll!"

[Christopher the Chef]

- I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
- Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
- Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

[Homer Defined]

Homer: Aw, Dad. You've done a lot of great things, but you're a
very old man now, and old people are useless. [tickles Abe]
Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? Yes they are! Yes they
are! Tee hee --
Abe: Stop it! That's a form of abuse!

[Prune Tracy]

"Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?"

[Bartesque]

Burns: "You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly!"



Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dolars now, sir?"

Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."

[Lionel Hutz]

Homer: It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good
Bart: It's gone
Homer: I know