Thread: Quote of the Day Thread



(Users Browsing this Thread: )

  1. 04-17-2011, 09:34 AM #6031
    Jesse Pinkman Points for Tags (Received)
    Jesse Pinkman is offline
    I Always Want To Be Eaten Jesse Pinkman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    my own private domicile
    Posts
    23,093
    Blog Entries
    34


    Trab Pu Kcip. Trab Pu Kcip.- milhouse

    milhouse, what did i tell you about writing on the mirror?- kirk
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-17-2011, 09:48 AM #6032
    Comicshow MolemanBob
    Comicshow MolemanBob is offline
    The Unluckiest Mole-like Man Comicshow MolemanBob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Springfield State Penitentiary
    Posts
    1,927
    Blog Entries
    2


    Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre

    Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones

    Smithers: A film biography might let them get to know the real you: virtuous, heroic, nubile...

    Mr. Burns: You left out pleasant (Clubs Smithers with a newspaper)
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-19-2011, 04:55 AM #6033
    Chappy3188
    Chappy3188 is offline
    Junior Camper Chappy3188's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Sunderland, England
    Posts
    74


    "Look what you've done, you flying fat man"
    "When you point your finger, there is 3 fingers pointing back at you"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-19-2011, 05:39 AM #6034
    Blobulle
    Blobulle is offline
    Stonecutter Blobulle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    France
    Posts
    3,257
    Blog Entries
    7


    Snake : Did she said she used to be a dude ?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-19-2011, 07:59 AM #6035
    Comicshow MolemanBob
    Comicshow MolemanBob is offline
    The Unluckiest Mole-like Man Comicshow MolemanBob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Springfield State Penitentiary
    Posts
    1,927
    Blog Entries
    2


    Narrator: The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-20-2011, 07:17 AM #6036
    Chappy3188
    Chappy3188 is offline
    Junior Camper Chappy3188's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Sunderland, England
    Posts
    74


    Waylon Smither: "Done and done.....and i mean done"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-29-2011, 12:45 PM #6037
    CleetusAwreetusAwrightus
    CleetusAwreetusAwrightus is offline
    Newbie CleetusAwreetusAwrightus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Sweden
    Posts
    7


    Everything's coming up Millhouse!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-29-2011, 01:51 PM #6038
    Oh, that's raspberry!
    Oh, that's raspberry! is offline
    Food-Crazed Maniac Oh, that's raspberry!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    12,179
    Blog Entries
    41


    I'm sure this has been done before, but...

    Homer:
    "When the fire starts to burn,
    There's a lesson you must learn.
    Something, Something then you see,
    You'll avoid catastrophe!
    D'oh!!"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 05-09-2011, 01:48 PM #6039
    *NormalGamer*
    *NormalGamer* is offline
    Junior Camper *NormalGamer*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    52


    Lisa: Hey, if a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food! Look,
    he's licking slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating --
    slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!
    [Cut to the kids roasting the boar over a fire, and eating parts of
    it.]
    Nelson: Mmm, all that slime made the boar extra tender!
    Martin: More snout anyone?
    Bart: How's your dinner, Lis!
    [Lisa is licking slime from a rock.]
    Lisa: Ah, shut up... savages...
    -- "Das Bus"

    "Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is. And it's me."
    - Homer the Great

    "Bart: Lis, today I am a god.
    Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
    Bart: Eww!"
    - Bart's Inner Child
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 05-10-2011, 06:59 AM #6040
    Blobulle
    Blobulle is offline
    Stonecutter Blobulle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    France
    Posts
    3,257
    Blog Entries
    7


    Fat Tony : Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
    Johnny Tightlips : I see a lot of things.
    Fat Tony : You know, you could be a little more helpful.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 05-11-2011, 07:15 PM #6041
    *NormalGamer*
    *NormalGamer* is offline
    Junior Camper *NormalGamer*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    52


    Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which
    allows us to look out upon His wonderous creation. [The balloon, hanging
    from which is a very nude Homer with Marge onboard, floats just above the
    building, dragging Homer across the roof. His skin squeals as his rear
    slides up the glass.] Now quickly! Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet
    floor. [Homer continues to slide across the roof very slowly.] Eyes on
    the floor... still on the floor... always on God's floor.
    -- "Natural Born Kissers"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 05-12-2011, 01:12 AM #6042
    Haoie
    Haoie is offline
    Stonecutter
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    New Zealand
    Posts
    2,055


    Ralph to Lisa: But you're suffering!
    "I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot..."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 05-12-2011, 08:33 AM #6043
    Best Fake Name Ever
    Best Fake Name Ever is offline
    Newbie Best Fake Name Ever's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    4


    Hi, liar!
    I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 05-12-2011, 06:04 PM #6044
    Oh, that's raspberry!
    Oh, that's raspberry! is offline
    Food-Crazed Maniac Oh, that's raspberry!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Pennsylvania
    Posts
    12,179
    Blog Entries
    41


    "I wanna set the record straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 05-13-2011, 02:42 AM #6045
    Company Picnic
    Company Picnic is offline
    Reality, eh? Company Picnic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Britain
    Posts
    1,641
    Blog Entries
    1


    TV: So call now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
    Homer: [dials the number]
    Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
    Homer: Line.
    Voice: Line.
    Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
    Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
    Homer: Mm hm.
    Voice: Versus Cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: nat...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: i...
    Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money?!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 05-13-2011, 03:00 AM #6046
    Little Nellie Kelly
    Little Nellie Kelly is offline
    ...and I facepalm so hard Little Nellie Kelly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    3,371


    "Gah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 05-13-2011, 04:02 PM #6047
    *NormalGamer*
    *NormalGamer* is offline
    Junior Camper *NormalGamer*'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    52


    Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
    Homer: (thinking) Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
    Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
    Homer: (thinking) Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
    Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
    Homer: (thinking) My God! He is coming onto me!
    Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. (chuckle, wink)
    Homer: (thinking) Aaaaaagh!
    Homer: (aloud) Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
    -- "Last Exit to Springfield"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 05-14-2011, 04:40 AM #6048
    Company Picnic
    Company Picnic is offline
    Reality, eh? Company Picnic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Britain
    Posts
    1,641
    Blog Entries
    1


    Milhouse: Bart, Nelson hit me!

    Bart: He sure did.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 05-14-2011, 04:51 AM #6049
    Blobulle
    Blobulle is offline
    Stonecutter Blobulle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    France
    Posts
    3,257
    Blog Entries
    7


    Jacques : Four onion rings !
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 05-15-2011, 09:29 AM #6050
    Mr Black Points for Board Friends
    Mr Black is offline
    You Broke Nothing! Mr Black's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    england
    Posts
    4,087
    Blog Entries
    5


    "Careful men, he wets his pants"
    Quote Originally Posted by Company Picnic
    almost sexual
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 05-15-2011, 05:52 PM #6051
    Financial Panther
    Financial Panther is online
    Revive the Simpsons section! Financial Panther's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Washington, Missouri
    Posts
    11,727
    Blog Entries
    3


    "You're pressing a Mento!"

    One of my favorite quotes this season.
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 05-16-2011, 12:42 AM #6052
    Mr Black Points for Board Friends
    Mr Black is offline
    You Broke Nothing! Mr Black's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    england
    Posts
    4,087
    Blog Entries
    5


    Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is?Homer: The vernal equinox?Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scales! [Homer gets on the scales] You've gained thirteen pounds.Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 05-21-2011, 01:46 PM #6053
    Financial Panther
    Financial Panther is online
    Revive the Simpsons section! Financial Panther's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Washington, Missouri
    Posts
    11,727
    Blog Entries
    3


    "Shut up, old man! And take us to Dress Barn!"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 05-23-2011, 09:11 PM #6054
    L. Hutz
    L. Hutz is offline
    Pin Pal L. Hutz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A pornography store, I'm buying pornography
    Posts
    289


    "Frankly my dear... I love you, let's remarry."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 05-24-2011, 09:32 AM #6055
    Little Nellie Kelly
    Little Nellie Kelly is offline
    ...and I facepalm so hard Little Nellie Kelly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    United States
    Posts
    3,371


    "Never graduated high school? How low can you get?" - Barney

    "Barney, where's your cummerbund?" - High School Reunion Attendant

    "It fell in the toilet." - Barney
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 05-26-2011, 09:10 AM #6056
    L. Hutz
    L. Hutz is offline
    Pin Pal L. Hutz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A pornography store, I'm buying pornography
    Posts
    289


    "My god your greasy."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 05-26-2011, 09:23 AM #6057
    Comicshow MolemanBob
    Comicshow MolemanBob is offline
    The Unluckiest Mole-like Man Comicshow MolemanBob's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Springfield State Penitentiary
    Posts
    1,927
    Blog Entries
    2


    Lionel Hutz: Milhouse, baby, Lionel Hutz - your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealerrr...keeper-awayer.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 05-26-2011, 09:28 AM #6058
    Veganpunk
    Veganpunk is offline
    Junior Camper Veganpunk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    141


    Bart: I thought we were going to breakfast.
    Marge: First, we're visiting grampa.
    Homer: No fair, we just went to church.
    Bart: So we already heard stories from thousands of years ago that didn't happen.

    Loan-A-Lisa
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 05-28-2011, 02:10 AM #6059
    leprechaun_dan
    leprechaun_dan is offline
    ooooooooooooooooooh leprechaun_dan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Nova Zelandia
    Posts
    2,658
    Blog Entries
    1


    "Sweet Merciful Crap! My Car!"
    [SIZE=1] Check out my South Park episode ideas in my user notes (Note: It's the fifth and last note): http://www.nohomers.net/usernote.php...ewuser&u=41294

    "I got blisters on me fingers!" ~ Ringo Starr (Helter Skelter)

    Led Zeppelin IV > Houses of the Holy > Physical Graffiti > Led Zeppelin II > Led Zeppelin I > Led Zeppelin III > Presence > In Through the Out Door > Coda
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 05-28-2011, 07:53 AM #6060
    potatojoe
    potatojoe is offline
    Newbie potatojoe's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    24


    Comic Book Guy: Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

User Tag List

Bella Drape 'er , Blobulle , CousinMerl , D'ohmer , Dobbie Total Points (Champion of the Universe) , Financial Panther , grapestr33t4life , iambobdole1 , irvine_11 , jordanwj , kupomog , Léo Pard , Malaise Forever , Mark Colangelo , Mozy , Mr Black Points for Board Friends , Prune Tracy , Simpsonfan , Swoony , ThankYouComeAgain , The Truth In Yellow , zartok-35

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules