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  1. 01-17-2011, 06:21 PM #5911
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  5. 01-19-2011, 08:55 AM #5915
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    Kent Brockman - But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under "Do not write in this space," he wrote "Okay."
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  6. 01-20-2011, 04:29 PM #5916
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    Alan Moore: So you liked that I made Radioactive Man a heroin addicted jazz critic who wasn't radioactive?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Semaj View Post
    That's from Family Guy.
    Oh, I see. I had realized that a few days ago, and I had forgotten to edit it.
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  9. 01-21-2011, 08:35 AM #5919
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    Homer - Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?
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    Homer - "Yes, but doesn't the bible also say 'Thou shall not take moochers into thy....hut!'"

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    screaming out the window: Hey milhouse!- homer

    what?- milhouse

    tell bart to come home!- homer

    i think he's at nelson's!- milhouse

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    Homer: What are you getting at?
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    Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to charity ... when pigs fly.

    [a pig flies by]

    Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?

    Burns: Hmm ... I'd still prefer not.
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    Pepi: I love you, Papa Homer!
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    I was watchin. I saw the whole thing. First it started fallin over...and then it fell over.
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    Mr. simpson, i don't use the word 'hero' often, but you sir, are the greatest hero in American History
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