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10-21-2010, 06:21 PM #5761
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10-22-2010, 02:04 AM #5762
Troy: Oh, hello! In a few days, our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these over here.
Billy: They look awfully hungry, Mr. McClure.
Troy: They sure are, Billy. In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for them to eat.
Billy: That's gross!
Troy: (Laughs) It sure is, Billy. It sure is.
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10-22-2010, 09:43 PM #5763Junior Camper
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Lisa: What, Aunt Patty?
Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the
same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have.
Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will
govern the prospects of my adult relationships.
So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,
and I am far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.
Patty: Mm hm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.
-- ``Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire''
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10-23-2010, 04:23 PM #5764I Always Want To Be Eaten
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I didn't do too well for myself, but I can certainly appreciate the irony of it
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10-23-2010, 09:12 PM #5765Bake 'em away toys!
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"Man, it's windy as hell out there!"
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10-25-2010, 08:45 AM #5766
Homer: Someday, I'll buy you a real castle.
Marge: You don't have to do that.
Homer: Phew. Good.
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10-25-2010, 08:19 PM #5767To Homer: Sorry for dying.
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Ugh. Do they really think he'll do better with fruit?
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10-29-2010, 04:14 AM #5768He was a zombie?
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Homer Simpson: You know what you could do, Apu?
Apu: Yeah, shut up.
Homer Simpson: You could fake your own death.
Apu: Oh, would you shut up?
Homer Simpson: All you need is a car bomb and...
Apu: I can't believe you don't shut up!
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10-29-2010, 04:18 AM #5769The Unluckiest Mole-like Man
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Homer: D'oh
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10-29-2010, 04:25 AM #5770He was a zombie?
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Never heard that one before.
Originally Posted by Comicshow MolemanBob
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10-29-2010, 11:30 AM #5771I Always Want To Be Eaten
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"The indian rope trick has become the indian nope trick"
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10-30-2010, 10:25 AM #5772Junior Camper
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Homer: [singing]
Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben Gay.
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh.
Lisa: Dad, why are you singing?
Homer: [thinking] Tell a lie, tell a lie.
[spoken] Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical.
It's not much, but it's a start.
[thinking] Bravo. [sarcastic clapping]
-- "The Last Temptation of Homer"
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10-30-2010, 01:15 PM #5773Your favorite monetary feline
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"I ain't a judge of talent, but I am a judge of judgin'. And in my judge judgement, you got a talent for judgin' talent.
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
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10-30-2010, 02:51 PM #5774Newbie
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Homer: [singing] shavin' my shoulders!
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10-30-2010, 04:37 PM #5775
(can't remember if I or anyone else has mentioned this, but it just came into my head)
Homer: (pretending to be The Phantom of the Opera) I am the gayest super villan ever... Beware my scented candles!.. Ooooh, scented!
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10-30-2010, 04:48 PM #5776I Always Want To Be Eaten
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if it helps, i think when you die, you're reincarnated as something. I'm gonna be a fly.
why a fly?
because nobody ever suspects the fly.
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10-30-2010, 05:38 PM #5777
"You won't eat our meat, but you glue with our feet."
Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons
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10-31-2010, 04:57 AM #5778Wasn't it Butterfly? lol, sorry. Originally Posted by S. Bubbles
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10-31-2010, 07:27 AM #5779guts-black stuff-50 slim jims
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It was a butterfly...which is 1,000 as funny b/c of how delicate they are XD
My quote for today:
"...Just one sniff of that fog and you're inside out!
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus you've read about!
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in,
the family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine...
Haaaappy Haaalloooowwweeeeen!!"
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10-31-2010, 11:13 AM #5780I Always Want To Be Eaten
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oh hey what do you know, it was butterfly. i don't know why i thought fly...
DON'T YOU HATE PANTS
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10-31-2010, 11:15 AM #5781...and I facepalm so hard
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"I got a caramel cod." - Patty
Happy Hall-o-weeeeeeen!
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10-31-2010, 01:20 PM #5782Junior Camper
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Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid
moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to
kiss my own butt.
All: [laugh]
Barney: Ho ho, that's a good one.
Moe: Wait a minute... [picks up the receiver]
Bart: [hangs up and laughs]
Ms.K: [holding the phone, forces a laugh]
-- `The Bart Zone' in ``Treehouse of Horror II''
*NG*: Happy Halloween, everyone!
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10-31-2010, 08:03 PM #5783
"You are not smarter than me! I'll see you in hell yet, Homer Simpson!"
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10-31-2010, 10:13 PM #5784
Homer: And then Lenny says "As if. Don't even go there sister!"
(OFF laughs)
Lisa: Good one dad.
Homer: Yeah but Lenny said it...
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11-01-2010, 03:09 AM #5785I Always Want To Be Eaten
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next on comedy central, an all new south park!
milhouse- i hear the kids voices on this show are done by grown ups.
bart- hey there's nothing wrong with that, i just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes.
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11-01-2010, 08:34 AM #5786Junior Camper
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"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
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11-01-2010, 07:56 PM #5787Junior Camper
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Homer: Great debut, son. You really settled in after some early jitters.
Bart: Are you kidding? I reaked.
Homer: Oh, really? Do reaky players get the game ball? Hey, everybody!
Lets hear it for Bart!
[silence]
Bart: [meekly] Give me a B?
Nelson: I won't give you a B but I'll tear you a new A!
-- "Bart Star"
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11-03-2010, 01:13 AM #5788He was a zombie?
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"Another triumph!"
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11-03-2010, 03:44 PM #5789guts-black stuff-50 slim jims
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"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called 'wicked' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...I forget. But the point is...I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?"
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11-04-2010, 07:51 PM #5790I beg celebrities for money!
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"What the heckaroonie is this Mrs. Glick?"
"It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars."
"Well, I suppose you could put lots on nice things in there."
"NO! JUST CANDY! NINETY DOLLARS!"
Originally Posted by Shaunbadia
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