Lisa: Congratulations, you're officially a sociopath.
Bart: Hey, at least I'm on a path. http://clayloomis.com/Sounds/NoHomers/nohomers14.wav
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"You don't have to lie here; save that for court!"
Homer: Curse you magic beans
Homer - "Before "Lethal Weapon 2" I didn't know there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time."
"Oh, I like taffy, but I don't deserve taffy."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
"Yeah what about zero?"
Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
She lives with me!
"Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy!" - Miss Glick
Chief Wiggum: I've had to medicate Ralphie with stuff from the evidence locker.
Ralph: I'm cuckoo for contraband. http://clayloomis.com/Sounds/NoHomers/nohomers15.wav
Marge: Where's your father with those pacifiers?
Homer: I couldn't find Maggie's brand, but I got every other kind I could find. How about Syntho-Nip? Kiddie Cork? Thumbstitute? Accu-Teat? Bink-182? (Maggie spits them all out)
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"Hmm. . . The Internet King. I wonder if he can provide faster nudity?"
BAR!! What's the name of the man?!
"Alright, Principal Skinner. That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around"
Bart: Look, if I was under seventeen, I'd be in school, right?
Ticket guy: Yeah, I guess you're right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.
"How do those parker brothers sleep at night"
James Cann: Hey, Bart, me and Mrs. Krabappel, ah, we gonna go play some backgammon, if you know what I mean.
Bart: I don't, but I hope you win!
Edna: Oh, he's gonna win. http://clayloomis.com/Sounds/NoHomers/nohomers19.wav
"Black? That's the worst colour there is! No offence there, Carl"
"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too... Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car."
2,7,6,5,8,3,4,1,9,Movie,13,10,14,15,12,19,20,11,17,18,16,Fam ily Guy,21.
Best Showrunner Duo: Oakley and Weinstein
Best Writer: John Swartzwelder
Best Gueststar: Phil Hartman
Best Episode: Lisa's Substitute
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Resident Alien -- www.residentalienband.com
I'm a famous historian; outta my way!
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"Someone’s gotten to you, you deceitful cow!"
Burns: Come and lick me, big boy. I said lick meeeeeee.
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Lol, that scene is actually quite disturbing. Reminds me of:
"Smithers, guide me in"
"With pleasure, sir"
"Catch ya later, radiator!"
"It's Bart's moon party from outer space, with R2D2 playing the bass"
"Hey there, Energy Eaters!" - Smilin' Joe Fission
No. Homer is my err... Balls name.
Homer: whisper into... ass?
You must avenge my death Kimba. Uh, I mean Simba
Homer: No meat? What do they eat, lightbulbs?
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