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  1. 07-14-2010, 06:18 AM #5461
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    "Lee Marvin is always in a drunken rage."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouffant Betty View Post
    "Lee Marvin is always drunk and dangerous!"
    Sorry, but I believe the line was "in a drunken rage."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bouffant Betty View Post
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