"You went into the attic? I'm very disappointed and terrified."




"You went into the attic? I'm very disappointed and terrified."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
Hahahaha. Thats too funny. I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote! Now you tell one. - Troy McClure
I love you, Dr.Zaius!
"Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the mule-faced doll!"
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"




"Go to your room Lisa"
"I am the lizard queen!" - Lisa




"I'm gay, daddy, I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"





"Look at that. The house numbers are spelled out with letters!"
"Get used to it honey. From now we'll be spelling everything with letters."
Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!”




"That was just an alibi, Milton!"
"Martin"
"Martin."
"Oh, no! I'm already running!"
"There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat; the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now."




"Ice cream! Ice cream! I'm all outta ice cream! It's true, you know. Ice cream!"
"Chili! Red hot Texas style chili! And gingerale! Red hot Texas style gingerale!"




"Don't let Krusty's death get to you son. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight."
"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." - Sideshow Bob




"Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts"
"There is no God!" - Photograpther when Lisa smiles with her braces.




"Can we have a can of frosting for lunch?"
It teaches them while they learn!
"I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine, which you must NEVER USE, BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE, lets Daddy see and hear magical things you will never experience, ever."
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Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons
Marge it takes two people to lie - one to lie and one to listen.
XD haha im so putting that on facebook!
"Hello there, Miss Doesn't-find-me-sexually-attractive-anymore, I just tripled my productivity." - Homer




"Oh well, I still love you, Lou. Just like Barry Bonds' kids probably still love him."
"The National Grammar Rodeo? I wish I were going. Oh wait, wait – I mean, I wish I was going. Is that right, Bart?" - Marge
"Before! Before! You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past!"




"Must...drop...pantaloons..."




Eat my Short..Stories
"Which, if true, would mean death for us all." - Kent Brockman
Well... uh... let's go to the old mill anyway! Get some cider!