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    Heh, heh, heh. Blupid bloroblope.

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    It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
    Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

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    "I'm a chicken, Marge!"
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    Sycophantic German,what's the matter with you can't speak english are something.

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    "Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun."

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    "Girls Lisa, Boys Kiss Girls."

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    "Mooooomm!! Bart's smoking!"

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    "We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!"

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    "Hey, hey, this is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!"

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    You better believe THAT'S a paddling.

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    ...and when the Dr. said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.

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    "I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die."

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    ^^ poor Smithers

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    So I held my breath and passed out on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage.

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    Have a D-lightful Summer

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    Arnie Pie: (describing Homer's actions) He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence! Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
    Kent Brockman: Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
    Arnie Pie: I can't see through metal, Kent!

    I had to post the whole thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sycophantic German View Post
    "I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die."
    funny he didn't have that problem in lisa's rival:

    "Several Bees are stinging me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mira View Post
    funny he didn't have that problem in lisa's rival:

    "Several Bees are stinging me"
    That was in "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk", actually. Personally, I think that his later revealed bee-sting allergy just makes his calmness in that scene even funnier.

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