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  1. 08-15-2007, 12:37 PM #4891
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    Homer: Me & Marge will be in the bedroom making love-ly- rope ladders in case their is a fire.



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    From Colonel Homer.

    Marge: "Homer, are you having an affair with this Woman?"
    Homer: "No."
    Marge: "Have you Kissed her?"
    Homer: "No."
    Marge: "Has She Kissed you?"
    Homer: "Lots of times."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumblebeeman92
    From Colonel Homer.

    Marge: "Homer, are you having an affair with this Woman?"
    Homer: "No."
    Marge: "Have you Kissed her?"
    Homer: "No."
    Marge: "Has She Kissed you?"
    Homer: "Lots of times."
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    From The Last Temptation Of Homer

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    it tastes like ...burning
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    TR: I'd just like to say this gig sucks. Hey, up yours, Springfield. 1,2,3,4! Happy birthday to you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday to you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday, Burnsie, Happy birthday TO YOU! Go to hell you old bastard.

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    Krusty: Dancing in their underwear. How degrading.( after watching the Red Hot Chili Peppers perform)
    Stage Director: Krusty, 30 seconds until your little stinker sketch.
    Krusty: Give me a bigger lolli!
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    BURNS: You view me as a god, don't you, Smithers?
    SMITHERS: Absolutely, sir.
    BURNS: You'd kneel before me?
    SMITHERS: Boy, would I!
    BURNS: Um...yes...

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  20. 10-15-2007, 03:18 PM #4910
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    LOL all time fav quote

    Quote Originally Posted by kevin
    This is the thread where you post any Simpsons quotes stuck in your head at the moment. This'll centralize all small quote threads into one, big, easily accessable page. So go for it, post any quotes that are in your head at any given moment during the course of your exciting lives. Here's a quotes that has been in my head all day long:
    Homer: "Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
    "Dear Baby,
    Welcome to dumpsville. Population you!!!!"
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  21. 10-17-2007, 05:34 PM #4911
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    09-03-2007 11:54 AM
    Soundwave 'Yes,I Understand,I'll take care of that myself"

    I think the correct line is actually - "yes, I understand. I'll take care of it personally" and then after he throws a brick on the Simpsons' front door and then speeds off, Marge says to Homer - "did you hear something?" and Homer replies - "idunno" lol

    But here's another great dialogue interchange from the Simpsons -

    Legs - "theys throwing robots!"

    Linguo - "they are throwing robots!"

    Louie - "it's disrespecting us! Shuduppa you face!"

    Linguo - "shut up your face!"

    Louie - "hey, whatsamatta you?"

    Legs - "you aint so big"

    Louie - "me and him are gonna whack you in the labonza!"

    Linguo - "BAD GRAMMER OVER-LOAD!" ........Kaboom!

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  22. 10-22-2007, 07:19 PM #4912
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    guys,let's make it 5000 quotes
    only 80 or so to go
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    BURNS: You can have the washer and dryer over where the lovely Smithers is standing or you can have the mystery box.
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    "from now on Lisa stays in the crib,
    iron helps us play,
    hahahahahaha
    hello Joe"
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    Mr Burns

    "hello,Smithers...you're quite good at turning me on"
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    Homer,

    "why you little "
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    Homer

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    BURNS: "Come on, Smithers. Let's go slumming!"
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