Quote of the Day Thread

[kevin]

"Always recycle......TO THE EXTREME!"

[Mira]

I'm getting the Shakes... an I'm gettin' the Fries!

[SideshowTim]

"Kisss it!"

[kane]

"Kiss my hairy yellow Butt!"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

[Gorky]

"Without a Mayor Quimby,
Our town would really stink!
We wouldn't have a tire yard,
Or a mid-sized roller rink!
We wouldn't have our gallows,
Or our shiny Big Foot trap!
It's not the Mayor's fault,
That the Stadium collapsed!"

"-Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you-"

"Payed for by the "Mayor Quimby for Mayor" Mayoral Committee"

[Larson Something]

JAMES WOODS: As for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far-off planet.

MARGE: That sounds like a good movie

WOODS: Yes...yes, a movie.

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"I'm a level five vegan, I won't eat anything that casts a shadow."

[Leopold]

Ms. Krabappel: "After two months at sea, the Pilgrims were running out of food and water.
Yes, Nelson."
Nelson: "Did they have any have yo-yos?"
Ms.Krabappel: "No, they did not have yo-yos.
When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the friendly Wampanog Indians."
Milhouse: "Did the Indians have yo-yos?"

[The Brain]

"If a women says 'Nothings wrong', somethings wrong. And if a women says 'Somethings wrong', somethings really wrong. And if a women says somethings 'Not Funny', you'd better not laugh you're ass off"

[Gorky]

"Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail. But as coffins go..."

[kevin]

"Thank you, steal again."

[snrub]

"I didn't approve any school dance"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"We're putting that bitch on ice!"

[Gunstar]

"This one's for you, Kaiser Bill. Special delivery from Uncle Sam and all the boys in D company. Yeah, Johnny, Harris, Brooklyn Bob, and Reggie. Yeah even Reggie. He ain't so bad once you get to know hi--"

**KA-BOOM**

[kevin]

"Grandma Plopwell, You've done it again!"

[The Brain]

"You're on the right track, follow the names"
"How the hell do you know?"

not particularly clever but thought it was funny.

[Rnymd]

'Florida? But that's America's Wang!'

The only bit of Kill the Alligator and Run that made me laugh

[SideshowTim]

"Imagine a world without bullies, Science geeks not gettin' beat up, Kid using their lunch money for food!"

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"Ever see that Blue Man Group, just a rip off of the Smurfs! And the Smurfs, they suck!"

[OldCootAbe]

"Wait...Wait...back up a minute, when are the pancakes coming in the mail?" - Homer Jay Simpson

[Dr Zaius]

Moe: I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat. [a cat yowls in the background] Yeah, shut up, I'm asking her!

Originally posted by Don Brodka
'Florida? But that's America's Wang!'

The only bit of Kill the Alligator and Run that made me laugh

"No listening... you hear me?"

"Homer, you'll kill us all!"
"Or die trying!"

were also quite funny.

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge...fifteen."

[Gunstar]

Lou: "That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place!"

Wiggum: "Forget it, it's two blocks away."

Lou: "Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney..."

Wiggum: "I am proceeding on foot. Call in a code 8."(runs off)

Lou: "We need pretzels! I repeat! Pretzels!"

[kevin]

"She's faking it."

[Gorky]

"Joe's Creamatorium: You Kill 'Em, We Grill 'Em"

[homicidalcow]

God, protect this rocket house and those who dwell within this rocket house.

[Radioactive Man]

Hey scooey, that outfit kind of makes you look like a homosexual.

[SideshowTim]

'No way man, No way am I wearin' a freakin wire man, Get yourself another patsy!'

[The Brain]

"Joes Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"