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    "I peed my pants" - toy Homer in "Moe baby blues".
    Marmalade,I love marmalade...

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    Homer: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...

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    BART: Cool, personalized plates! "Barclay"... "Barry"... "Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on, "Bort"?!
    CHILD: Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate.
    MOTHER: No. Come along, Bort.
    MAN: Are you talking to me?
    MOTHER: No, my son is also named Bort.
    Simpsons music unavailable on CD:

    Burns Verkaufen... - The Land of Chocolate (no overlapping dialogue) - 0.9 MB
    Lisa's Sax - Baker Street - 0.9 MB
    Trash of the Titans - The Garbageman Can (including U2 cameo) - 1.8 MB
    Springfield Up - Satan You're My Lady - 1.4 MB
    That '90s Show - Margerine - 1 MB


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    Lisa: "Now my dad belongs to the H's". (Referring to Homer's name, and "pulling a Homer" in the dictionary)

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    "Homer,that guy looks like John Travolta,"

    to which the man replies... "yeah...looks like "

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    "Another day, another box of stolen pens."

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    "I wish God were alive to see this!"

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    Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
    Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]

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    Reporter: And what's your name, son?
    Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
    Reporter: Heh heh. I'm Dave Shutton. I'm an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot and, uh, I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders.
    Bart: Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.

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    Homer: Where are we going, sir?
    Burns: To create a new and better world.
    Homer: If it's on the way, could you drop me off at my house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soundwave
    "Homer,that guy looks like John Travolta,"

    to which the man replies... "yeah...looks like "
    That was marge. BTW, my quote of the day:

    Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony Is the Cancer Of This Fair City, He is the Cancer And I'm The...What Cures Cancer?

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    "I'm not easily impressed. WOW,a blue car!"

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    "I need to go to the bathroom!"
    "We stopped five minutes ago!"
    "Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go."
    "You know, those guys in there think I'm crazy...and I am, too!"


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    Mr. Burns: Damn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery.

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    Skinner: If By Wank You Mean Educational Fun Then its Wanking Time

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    Homer: What if Marge? What if I slip on a bar of soap in the shower? OMG I'd be killed!
    Homer: "I call the big one Bitey."

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    "Ah, Manhattan Town. An agreeable sight for an Old Knickerbocker such as myself."
    Give the great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending,
    and they'll 'oink' for more every time.
    - C.M. Burns

    For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. - Hunter S. Thompson

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    WIGGUM: "Bronchial tubes clearing, asthma dissapearing."

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    "How can I prove we're live? PENIS!"

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    "no tv and no beer make Homer...something...something "

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    Homer: "Oh no! My pudding is trapped forever!"
    A Streetcar Named Marge

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    Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
    Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
    Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
    Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, boy.

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    "Zuh?" - bart

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    "her car is gone."
    "Maybe She Drove to the Moon."
    quote 1: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?

    quote 2: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart!

    quote 3: 12:80. No wait. Wait. Wh-what comes after 12?

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    What episode is this from! I cant remember but i love it!

    (milhouse to bart) Just like that time your cat ate my goldfish and you told me I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl bart? Why did I have the bowl?
    My Son is Also Named Bort!

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    Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.

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    "Shoe goes off,shoe goes on. Shoe goes off,shoe goes on. Shoe goes off,shoe goes on"

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    Well.......

    As long as he is hurt

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    Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
    Barney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it?
    Homer: Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.
    Barney: Wow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neocheeseater
    What episode is this from! I cant remember but i love it!

    (milhouse to bart) Just like that time your cat ate my goldfish and you told me I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl bart? Why did I have the bowl?
    4F16 the rest is up to you.

    I have had this one for a long time, Homer: I Have to use the bathroom no fooling this time.....

    I think its from the The Otto Show.

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