Quote of the Day Thread

[Soundwave]

the monorail episode when Marge hears.

"i've sold monorails to Brockway,Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,
is there any chance the track could bent,
i call the big one bitey"

[Soundwave]

and the Mr Burns quote,

"Ahoy hoy "

such a classic

[Gatorgod]

Moe: Ugh,..18 wheels and they All missed Me!

[Rest your giant head]

"I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees"

[taquito power]

"mmm free goo"

[TheForbiddenDonut]

Kid: "We're going to sell him to Mr. Nikopoplous?"
Wise Guy: "You're a dull boy, Billy."

[Gatorgod]

Marge: One person CAN make a difference in this world,.. Tho most of the time they really shouldn't.

[Miss Springfield]

BART: Can I come Mr Burns? I don't eat much and I dunno the difference between right and wrong!

[Gatorgod]

Ned answering his CellPhone: - "Christ is Born, Who's on my Horn?"

[Rest your giant head]

"I heard you and Homer broke up,so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory!"

[Gatorgod]

Moe: Man, that guy sends my humors from sanguine to bilious. (to viewers) That's how we talk. Weird, huh?

[Miss Springfield]

Stupid Lisa Garbageface

[Soundwave]

Ned Flanders

"A toast to the host who can boast the most roast."

[Soundwave]

in the episode where the Simpsons go to Australia,

and Homer says

"So like us,let your children run wild and free...because as the old saying goes let your children run wild and free."

[Gatorgod]

Sherri & terri - Rome? ..Founded by Twins by the way!

[Rest your giant head]

Maggie - "I want that thing that dog is eating!"

[Dr. Bartley]

Skinner: Well, now there's no need for profanity. My name may have changed, but I'm still the same man I was last week.
Marge: Not to us you're not. I mean, how would you feel if you suddenly found out Ned Flanders was an impostor.
Skinner: Who's Ned Flanders?
Marge: My next door neighbor, religious guy?
Skinner: Oh, you mean Reverend Lovejoy.

[kaitco]

Dr. Hibbert: I..I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbors?
Bush: No, that's not Barr and me. It's them!
Flanders: Who Maude and Me?
Bush: No, the man and his boy. You know...the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man...Barr, what's the name of the man?
Barbara: I'm not getting involved, George.
Bush: Look, just never mind. I thought the banner was pretty straightforward, but...I guess, I'll just take it down!

[Gatorgod]

Homer: Good Move! Pretty soon everybody will be lining up to Suck my nose!

[Radioactive Man]

Bart: Look, if I was under 17, I'd be in school, right?
PFT: Yeah, I guess you're right. Enjoy Boobarama, sir.

[Dr. Bartley]

Jack: Maybe I belong in here. I got a lot of anger.
Marge: I don't see any anger. [motions toward the painting] I see a yearning for freedom. Do you have a title?
Jack: "A Time to Kill."
Marge: Titles are hard.

[Rest your giant head]

Oh,man,I forgot this tread exists!

"Let's bee friends!"

[Good Moleman To Robert]

Lisa: I admit Sergeant Skinner seems okay, but Mr. Tanzarian pulled himself up from the streets and earned our respect and admiration.
Bart: What about his name?
Lisa: His name doesn't matter. "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Bart: Not if you called them stench blossoms.
Homer: Or crapweeds.
Marge: I'd sure hate to get a dozen crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy.
Homer: Not if they were called scumdrops.

[Rest your giant head]

"Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something!"

[Dr. Bartley]

Announcer: Next, on "McGonigle", McGonigle is framed for a crime he didn't commit. And only one person can clear his name: a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.
McGonigle: You gotta tell 'em what you saw, Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared, McGonigle.
McGonigle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy: McGonigle.
Billy: Well, OK. For you, McGonigle.
Chief: Well, McGonigle, Billy is dead. They slit is throat from ear to ear.
McGonigle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here.

[Good Moleman To Robert]

Abe: One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

[Dr. Bartley]

Man: Well honey, whaddya think?
Lady: Did that salesman cut one during the test drive?
Man: Yeah, and for some reason he turned on the radio to cover up the smell.

[sung]

Krusty: I've been drinking Milkshakes to get myself on shape!
Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes?
Krusty: Uh oh...

From Krusty Gets Kancelled

[Dr. Bartley]

Burns: Good lord! That canary was supposed to be my pidgeon! I need to find a patsy, quick!
Homer: Hello!
Burns: Yes, yes, hello. Now, I need to find a patsy.
Homer: Hello!
Burns: You're quite the friendly fellow but, right now, I'm looking for a patsy!
Homer: Hello!
Burns: You bumbling fool! I keep telling you I'm looking for a patsy!
Homer: Hello!
Burns: This moon-faced simpleton is continuously interrupting my search for a patsy, why do.... Hello!
Homer: Why are you looking at me like that?

[Good Moleman To Robert]

Luanne: You know, Milhouse, you are getting a little doughy.
Milhouse: Oooh! Can't I just have the surgery?