"the answer is fries"
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"the answer is fries"
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
Bart and Lisa laugh
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
Brother From Another Series
Bart: Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice versa.
"Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way." - Jack Burton, BTILC
Otto: Have a good day at school my Pony loving leaders of tomorrow
Wiggum:Where's your messiah now? Wah!
"Arizona smells funny"
Marmalade,I love marmalade...
"Lisa, I hope you're not going to throw paint at the executives. The Keebler people were very upset."
Season 24 Ratings
Moonshine River D+ THOH XXIII B Adventures in Baby-Getting B Gone Abie Gone C- Penny-Wiseguys C A Tree Grows in Springfield B- The Day the Earth Stood Cool B To Cur with Love B Homer Goes to Prep School C A Test Before Trying B The Changing of the Guardian D Love is a Many-Splintered Thing D Hardly Kirk-ing B Gorgeous Grampa C- Black-Eyed, Please C Dark Knight Court B-
Homer's crime was really great
Great meaning large or immense
We use it in the perjorative sense
Ho-mer? Who is this Ho-mer? My name is Guy Incognito.
Hermes: Jerk Chicken, Jerk Pork, Jerk Beef.... is there any meat this man can't jerk?
Captain McAllister: Yarr, I don't know what I'm doing.
Burns: "It doesn't take a wizz to know that you should always be looking out for number one."
Marge: When I asked you if that life-like dummy was for faking your own death with,.... You Said NO!
"I hate the sea,and everything in it!"
"this enormous woman will devour us all!"
CBG: [clears throat] Your attention, please.
Fan: Uh, in episode...
CBG: [yells] Your attention, please!
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Bart: Did you know the Holes greatest enemy is the Pile?
Marge Simpson in 'Screaming Yellow Honkers'
Bart: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Grampa: Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
Homer: That's the plan!
Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin.
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap.
"There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat; the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now."
"But the ball,his groin! It works on so many levels!"
Patty: "Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father."
Otto-Haha! you forgot the lightening bolt!
Marge: 'Well, I'm off to go rehearse with Ned."
Homer: "But Marge, what about dessert?"
Marge: "For God's sake, Homer you can take the ring off your own can of pudding."
(Homer attempts to take off ring, but it breaks off)
Homer: *Gasp* "My pudding is trapped forever!" "Shows what you know Marge."
Homer: Maggie, can you say 'daddy'? 'Daddy'?
Marge: 'Kitty', 'kitty'
Lisa: 'Be-bop', 'Be-bop'
Bart: 'Shove-it', 'Shove-it'
Quote of the week:
"I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink! I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy." -Homer Simpson (singing "Tubthumping")
See y'all in Yankee Stadium in real life.... maybe in 2016
Homer: The Sun goes by many names,.. Apollos Lantern, Gay Moon, Old Glazey...
Marge: Who wants astro lemonade!
Nerd: What precisely makes it astro?
Marge: Look... I dont wanna start a thing with this...
Milhouse: "MOM! BART'S SWEARING!"
Milhouse: "MOM! BART'S SMOKING!"
"Gar, I hate the sea, and everything in it."
Not a big Sea Captain fan, but I like that line a lot.
^ I bet he's the one who wrote "Homer" all over the bathroom
Lyle Lanley: What I say?
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Bouvier Sisters: Monorail
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
Everyone: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
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