Quote of the Day Thread

**The Sovereign** · 09-10-2005, 08:35 PM

"It's coming at us at a FANTASTIC speed!!"

**Upgrayedd** · 09-10-2005, 10:00 PM

From Grampa Vs. Sexual Inadequacy: Deleted Scene
Ralph: I saw what our parents were doing. I hid in the closet and saw them.
all kids talk at once, asking what happened.
Ralph: They were having sex!
Bart: Sex, eh? And where you find sex, you'll find the mole people.

**Miss Springfield** · 09-11-2005, 02:58 AM

Miss Hoover which one is one?

**EspanolBot** · 09-11-2005, 07:20 AM

Milhouse: What Lisa's problem!? My Mom says I'm cool!! Rarrrrr!!

**Nameless** · 09-11-2005, 07:32 AM

Homer: Why's it taking so long? Bart was born in about five minutes.
Marge: Actually, it took fifty-three hours.

Originally Posted by EspanolBot

Milhouse: What Lisa's problem!? My Mom says I'm cool!! Rarrrrr!!

that wasn't all together in the same episode, was it?

**Thats A Paddlin** · 09-11-2005, 07:47 AM

Yes its from Future-Drama

but the actual quote was
"WHAT LISA'S PROBLEM? MILHOUSES MOM SAYS HE'S COOL!!!"

**Simpsons Forever!** · 09-11-2005, 08:09 AM

TV Presenter: "Next on Comedy Central - an all new South Park.
Milhouse: I hear those kids voices are done by grown-ups.
Bart: Hey there's nothing wrong with that. I just wonder how they keep it so fresh after 43 episodes?"
-The Bart Of War

**EspanolBot** · 09-11-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by Thats A Paddlin

Yes its from Future-Drama

but the actual quote was
"WHAT LISA'S PROBLEM? MILHOUSES MOM SAYS HE'S COOL!!!"

Yay! Thanks for that.

**Talking Pie** · 09-11-2005, 11:08 AM

Burns,Baby Burns
Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits
and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
He's a little wiener...
Burns: Fascinating. Good night.

**Commander McCool** · 09-11-2005, 11:15 AM

Bart: "You think you're so big because your class is always doing projects. Well, uh, I'm doing a project on, uh, fireworks."
Marge: "Bart, I wish you wouldn't lie like that."
*takes fireworks and pours water on them then throws them away*
Skinner: "And as a send off for our Japanese principals and a way to say gun-pow-hoy - Bart Simpson with a fireworks display."
*Bart looking disappointed and Krabapple giving him an F*
Japanese principal: "I don't understand. He promise big firework display. Bad student."
2nd Japanse principal: "No no, bad principal."

**Semaj** · 09-11-2005, 01:07 PM

(Bart criticizes President Lisa)

Bart: "What happend to you, Lisa? You used to be cool."
Lisa: No I didn't!

**EspanolBot** · 09-11-2005, 01:19 PM

Nineteenth Century Ned: Now Homer, you you don't want to kill the father of your next child. Whoops, I shouldn't have said that!
(Homer harpoons him.)

**Upgrayedd** · 09-11-2005, 08:17 PM

Two Dozen and One Greyhounds:
Burns: Here's a phone. Call somebody who cares.
Lisa takes cell phone, dials 911.
Burns, taking phone back: Give me that!

**Simpsons Forever!** · 09-12-2005, 12:12 AM

"Hmm, that's what we look like inside? It's disgusting! Ugh, that lady swallowed a baby!"
-Dr. Nick, Sweets And Sour Marge

Dr. Bartley · 09-12-2005, 01:22 AM

Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
Bart: Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. Me sick.
Homer: Ooh, he card-reads good.
Bart: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
Homer: It's "Kurns", stupid!
Marge: No it's not!
Homer: Disregard.

**Talking Pie** · 09-12-2005, 06:38 PM

Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood

Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go,
I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come
on this trip with me.
Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on
your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!

**Johnny Neutrino** · 09-12-2005, 06:50 PM

Number One: "You have joined the sacred order of The Stonecutters, who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play Ping-Pong!"

- "Homer the Great"

**Thats A Paddlin** · 09-13-2005, 02:33 AM

{there is a knock on Homers door}
Homer: who is it?
{goons}
Homer: huh?
{hired goons}
Homer: Hired Goons?
[homer opens the door, only to be kidnapped and taken to Burns manor]
Mr. Burns: Oh hello Homer, I hope Crusher and Lowblow didnt hurt you
Homer: ya know you cudda just called me
Mr. Burns: oh but the telephone is so impersonal, I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons
Homer: hired goons?

**Simpsons Forever!** · 09-13-2005, 07:23 AM

Bart: "Were you like this when mum was pregnant with me?
Homer: Actually Bart, I threw up more than your mother."
-I Married Marge

**Thats A Paddlin** · 09-13-2005, 12:24 PM

"I gotta help Marge save the Manatees, I guess I could donate my time and money and help establish....eh SCREW THAT" ----Homer, Bonfire On The Manatees

**Talking Pie** · 09-13-2005, 10:39 PM

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

Bart: And now we come to Mr. Homer Simpson. Did you know he
likes to eat out of the Flanders' garbage?
Marge: Oh, no, Homer ...
Homer: I have a problem.
Bart: Tune in tomorrow, and every day, until the curfew is
lifted, because we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets
about Springfield's other adults.
Homer: Well, at least they've already done me.
Bart: And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.
Homer: D'oh!

**Radioactive Man** · 09-13-2005, 10:47 PM

Flanders: I'm a mur-diddley-urdler!
Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.

**Simpsons Forever!** · 09-13-2005, 11:50 PM

Bart: "Dad! I was so scared.
Homer: Don't worry boy, they're gonna make sure no-one ever falls down this well again.
(Next day)
Willie: There, that'll do it.
CAUTION WELL"
-Radio Bart

Dr. Bartley · 09-14-2005, 12:20 AM

Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
Homer: Here's the keys.
Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.

Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".
Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!

**Nameless** · 09-14-2005, 12:25 AM

"Now, this is just between you and me, smashed hat."

**Simpsons Forever!** · 09-14-2005, 04:59 AM

"Mmm...Elephant fresh."
Homer, Bart Gets An Elephant

**Thats A Paddlin** · 09-14-2005, 05:16 AM

James Woods: as for me, Im off to battle aliens on a far away planet
Marge: oh, that sounds like a good movie
James Woods: yes...a movie....yes

James Woods: I like to research my roles and really get into it, for instance, True Believer, I actually worked in a law firm for two months, and the film Chaplin, I had a little cameo in that, I actually traveled back in time to the 20's and.....oh, ive said to much

James Woods is my favorite guest star!

**Mira** · 09-14-2005, 07:44 AM

It's because they're stupid, that's why everyone does everything.

**Thats A Paddlin** · 09-14-2005, 01:15 PM

More James Woods, I couldnt resist

James: did you.....believe that? I mean did I sound like a real Kquicki Martt...ya know...kinda guy
Jimbo: Actually, I thought It was a little labored....you gotta lose yourself in the moment man
James: yeah...like-YEAH, okay lets try that again
{jimbo starts to walk away}
James: HEY! HEY! HEY! GET BACK HERE!.....alright, your you Im me
Jimno: uh...im me?
James: hey....dont...jerk me around fella

**Upgrayedd** · 09-14-2005, 08:59 PM

"Aaah! An oogly boogly!" -Marge

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