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  1. 01-18-2005, 03:25 AM #1711
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    Homer listens to answering machine after getting home-

    "Hello Mother Hello Fadda here I am at Camp Grenada"

    Homer interupts- "Marge is Lisa at Camp Granada?"
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    ^ I love that one, my friends and I are fanatical AC/DC fans, and when we were watching that one during the 300th celebration we all shouted we were so pumped.

    Anyway...

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    Skinner: Our speaker of the day is Bart's friend's dad, Kirk Van Houten
    Van Houten: Hey kids, do you ever go outside and find flyers in the windshields of your car?
    Nelson: Are you the guy that puts them there?
    Van Houten: No, I'm his assistant, but one time he was sick and I got to do it.... and I totally screwed up.
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    Blonde Guy From the Who: Well i be chuggered! Is that the sticky wickit?

    Kirk Van Houten: I told that idiot to slice my sandwich-(Piano wire cuts off his arm)-OW!
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    ^ Roger Daltrey (get a clue kid)

    "This is insanity, he's just peddling a bunch of easy answers" - Lisa
    "And how" - Carl
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    Wiggum: Nothing like a good porno movie!
    Krusty: Cheif WIggum...is this a bust?!
    Wiggum: Yes...a "bust"...that's exactly what this is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Butt
    Wiggum: Nothing like a good porno movie!
    Krusty: Cheif WIggum...is this a bust?!
    Wiggum: Yes...a "bust"...that's exactly what this is...
    Lisa: "That story isn't suitable for children."
    Wiggum: "Really? I keep my pants on in this version."

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    Kent Brockman: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but
    until now none of them was important. I'm Kent Brockman.
    [scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance]
    At three p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was
    shot following a tense confrontation at town hall.
    [still shots of Burns and town hall]
    Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced
    dead.
    [scene shows Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital]
    He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors
    upgraded his condition to "alive".
    [scene shows Springfield General hospital]
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    Mr. Burns to Homer: "Did you find the restroom alright?"
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    ^ Nice avatar RM

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    Marge: "I think I have someone that can help."
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    Marge: "No, he's a scientist."
    Homer: "Batman's a scientist."
    Marge: "It's not Batman!"
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    Thanks oldcoot.

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