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10-23-2004, 10:13 AM #1321Just like big Mighty Moe
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10-23-2004, 10:24 AM #1322Happy go Happy
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"It's not over yet, fiend!"
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10-24-2004, 03:47 AM #1323Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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Dad you and your stories, Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger...
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
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10-24-2004, 05:30 AM #1324Pin Pal
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Ralph: This is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
10-24-2004, 07:02 AM #1325Bowser Basher!
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Homer: "Gig, Lisa. When you're a rock star, a job is called a gig."
I'm not dansam anymore! Now I'm
Thank you, Das Butt for the awesome sig!
10-24-2004, 08:39 AM #1326crap.
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Homer: Oh please, please, please ...Hey Clemens! Did I make the team?!
Roger Clemens: You sure did!
Homer: YES! Haha, in your face Strawberry!
Roger: Oh wait, are you Ken Griffey Jr.?
Homer: No.
Roger: Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up
Homer: >sigh<
10-24-2004, 08:48 AM #1327Monorail Conductor
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Homer: "Lingo dead?"
Lingo: "Lingo IS dead...."Homer: "I call the big one Bitey."
10-24-2004, 09:40 AM #1328Just like big Mighty Moe
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"Like father, like clown"
10-25-2004, 02:04 PM #1329Monorail Conductor
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Homer talking back to commerical on television: "Does whiskey count as beer?"
10-25-2004, 02:08 PM #1330Can't Talk. Eating.
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Leonard Nimoy: Ah, a solar eclipse. The galactice ballet goes on...
Monorail Passenger: Does anyone wanna' switch seats.Top 2 jokes:
2.Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on-her-sweet-can. So I grabbed-her-sweet can. Oh, just thinking about-her-can. I just wish I had-her-sweet-sweet-s-s-sweet can!
1. Homer-Hey you $#@*, you cut me off. $#*@ to you!
Lisa- Dad, that's an ambulance
Homer-Right, honey. Hey ambulance! You think you're so big with your $@#^ *%$# siren. And your letters are on backwards!
Top 3 THOH Qoutes:
3. Selma as Homer runs naked across kitchen-There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
2. Delirious Mr. Burns-I was walking through the gas one day!
1. Flanders-Hey, Homer, mind if I chew your ear
(Homer shoots Flanders)
Bart-Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders
Homer-He was a zombie?
10-25-2004, 07:42 PM #1331The Godfather
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Homer: Hey, I thought you guys could see everything!
St. Peter: No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.
Homer: Well I'll be damned.
St. Peter: I'm afraid so.
10-25-2004, 09:30 PM #1332crap.
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Burns: Ahh did you find the bathroom?
Homer: Uhh...yeah....*rolls eyes*
10-26-2004, 02:42 AM #1333Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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Post it note : Put food in me
Homer "I'll take that"
10-26-2004, 02:51 AM #1334Laughing time is ovah!
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One Classic Quote. Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T."
From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
10-26-2004, 06:50 AM #1335Assistant Superintendent
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"Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!"
"I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid."
10-26-2004, 01:30 PM #1336Pin Pal
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Willy: If elected mayor, the first thing I'm gonna do is kill a whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders.
Assistant: (whispers): The mike is on sir.
Willy: I know it's on!
10-26-2004, 04:09 PM #1337Just like big Mighty Moe
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"Son, do your Home Work first, before you can go out and play Baseball with your friends."
10-28-2004, 11:45 AM #1338Sorry to dissapoint
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Is that really a quote?
"Even this promotional Johnny Depp from the movie Chocolat?"
"We melted for him, now he's gonna do likewise."
10-28-2004, 01:24 PM #1339Can't Talk. Eating.
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" I'm not sure whether this was from an episode or just Simpsons Road Rage and Hit&Run.
10-28-2004, 06:41 PM #1340Monorail Conductor
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Bart: "Oh my god, the dead are voting Republican!"
10-29-2004, 12:19 AM #1341Assistant Superintendent
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"OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail."
"But... will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?"
"Well, they'll - when they find him, they'll, um - [mumbles something inaudible]"
"Uh, excuse me: you didn't answer me. You just trailed off."
"Yeah... yeah, I did kind of trail off, there, didn't I? Heh."
10-29-2004, 02:13 AM #1342Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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"But I am only *counts* one.... one man"
10-29-2004, 10:17 AM #1343Banned
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Well my story begins in 19-diggity-2. We had to say 'Digity', 'cause the Kaisers have stolen our word '20'. I would have chased the man that took it, but gave up after Diggity-6 Miles.
CLASSIC!
EDIT: To answer Milhouse977's question, The quote is originally from Homer goes to Colleage.
10-29-2004, 05:22 PM #1344Monorail Conductor
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Homer: "Marge, I want to be a monorail conductor."
Marge: "Oh Homie no."
Homer: "But it's my lifelong dream."
Marge: "Your lifelong dream was to run out on a baseball field during a game and you did it last year remember?"
Homer: "Oh yeah....."
10-29-2004, 09:39 PM #1345Just like big Mighty Moe
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" 1 2 3 Fake Street."
10-29-2004, 10:12 PM #1346Banned
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'OH WALLY, WHERE ARE YOU?!'
10-29-2004, 10:27 PM #1347Purple Monkey Dishwasher
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Homer - "That's a nice-a donut"
10-30-2004, 02:52 AM #1348Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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The Dice The Dice!
10-30-2004, 05:36 AM #1349Banned
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"Lisa, Vampires are make believe. Just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos."
10-30-2004, 09:43 AM #1350Can't Talk. Eating.
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Homer: What do you have to wash this down with?
Food Person: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: EWW-EWWW, please, I'll take the crab juice.
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