"I'm a failure kids, go home." -Krusty
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"I'm a failure kids, go home." -Krusty
"It's not over yet, fiend!"
Dad you and your stories, Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger...
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
Ralph: This is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
Homer: "Gig, Lisa. When you're a rock star, a job is called a gig."
I'm not dansam anymore! Now I'm Thank you, Das Butt for the awesome sig!
Homer: Oh please, please, please ...Hey Clemens! Did I make the team?!
Roger Clemens: You sure did!
Homer: YES! Haha, in your face Strawberry!
Roger: Oh wait, are you Ken Griffey Jr.?
Roger: Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up
Homer: "Lingo dead?"
Lingo: "Lingo IS dead...."
Homer: "I call the big one Bitey."
"Like father, like clown"
Homer talking back to commerical on television: "Does whiskey count as beer?"
Leonard Nimoy: Ah, a solar eclipse. The galactice ballet goes on...
Monorail Passenger: Does anyone wanna' switch seats.
Top 2 jokes:
2.Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on-her-sweet-can. So I grabbed-her-sweet can. Oh, just thinking about-her-can. I just wish I had-her-sweet-sweet-s-s-sweet can!
1. Homer-Hey you $#@*, you cut me off. $#*@ to you!
Lisa- Dad, that's an ambulance
Homer-Right, honey. Hey ambulance! You think you're so big with your $@#^ *%$# siren. And your letters are on backwards!
Top 3 THOH Qoutes:
3. Selma as Homer runs naked across kitchen-There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
2. Delirious Mr. Burns-I was walking through the gas one day!
1. Flanders-Hey, Homer, mind if I chew your ear
(Homer shoots Flanders)
Bart-Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders
Homer-He was a zombie?
Homer: Hey, I thought you guys could see everything!
St. Peter: No, you're thinking of Santa Claus.
Homer: Well I'll be damned.
St. Peter: I'm afraid so.
Burns: Ahh did you find the bathroom?
Homer: Uhh...yeah....*rolls eyes*
Post it note : Put food in me
Homer "I'll take that"
One Classic Quote. Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T."
From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
"Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!"
"I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid."
Willy: If elected mayor, the first thing I'm gonna do is kill a whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders.
Assistant: (whispers): The mike is on sir.
Willy: I know it's on!
"Son, do your Home Work first, before you can go out and play Baseball with your friends."
Is that really a quote?
"Even this promotional Johnny Depp from the movie Chocolat?"
"We melted for him, now he's gonna do likewise."
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" I'm not sure whether this was from an episode or just Simpsons Road Rage and Hit&Run.
Bart: "Oh my god, the dead are voting Republican!"
"OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail."
"But... will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?"
"Well, they'll - when they find him, they'll, um - [mumbles something inaudible]"
"Uh, excuse me: you didn't answer me. You just trailed off."
"Yeah... yeah, I did kind of trail off, there, didn't I? Heh."
"But I am only *counts* one.... one man"
Well my story begins in 19-diggity-2. We had to say 'Digity', 'cause the Kaisers have stolen our word '20'. I would have chased the man that took it, but gave up after Diggity-6 Miles.
EDIT: To answer Milhouse977's question, The quote is originally from Homer goes to Colleage.
Homer: "Marge, I want to be a monorail conductor."
Marge: "Oh Homie no."
Homer: "But it's my lifelong dream."
Marge: "Your lifelong dream was to run out on a baseball field during a game and you did it last year remember?"
Homer: "Oh yeah....."
" 1 2 3 Fake Street."
'OH WALLY, WHERE ARE YOU?!'
Homer - "That's a nice-a donut"
The Dice The Dice!
"Lisa, Vampires are make believe. Just like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos."
Homer: What do you have to wash this down with?
Food Person: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: EWW-EWWW, please, I'll take the crab juice.
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