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06-02-2004, 01:53 PM #631Is It About My Cube?
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06-02-2004, 04:51 PM #632hi
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"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb."
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06-02-2004, 08:38 PM #633Stonecutter
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Homer: "Ooh! Gummi Bears! Gummi Calves heads! Gummi Jawbreakers!"
(looks at a display case)
"Ohh...what's that?"
Guy: "That iz ze rarest gummi of zem all, ze gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who were exclusively in ze medium of gummi."
Marge: "Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much?"
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06-03-2004, 10:28 AM #634Crotis JivefunkGuest
Moe: "Hey Homer, way to get Marge pregnant!"
Homer: "This is getting rather abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!"
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06-03-2004, 02:20 PM #635Is It About My Cube?
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Flanders: "Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves."
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06-03-2004, 06:06 PM #636G-G-G-Girl!
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"Way to play the bosses' head like a bongo, Homer!"
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06-03-2004, 07:53 PM #637All Brain, All The Time.
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"No way man! no way man! Get yourself another patsy man! No way am I wearing a freaking wire!"
Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"
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06-04-2004, 04:29 AM #638Blockoland Owner
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
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06-04-2004, 06:41 AM #639Changing his name to HoJu
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"I hate you people; you're just a pack of fickle mush heads." -Mayor Quimby
Ya get that George W.? Huh?
"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
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06-04-2004, 10:09 AM #640Pin Pal
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Homer: Tell me how much and give it to me.
Refuge Guy: We can't offer you any money, we're a non-profit organization.
Homer: So your bid is zero.
Refuge Guy: We like to think of it as a...
Homer: Thank you.
Refuge Guy: I really think you should...
Homer: Thank you.
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06-04-2004, 11:09 AM #641Pin Pal
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Cletus - "I love you Pa!"
Homer - "I love you Cletus!"
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06-04-2004, 11:14 AM #642Has the mark of Cain
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Flanders: And then Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft
Rod and Todd: YAY!
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06-04-2004, 01:51 PM #643Stonecutter
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Homer: "Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes!"
Moe: "Well why don't you go there first?"
Homer: "Hey! Do I tell you how to do your job?"
Moe: "Sorry Homer."
Homer: "You know, if you tip the glass, there wont be as much foam on top."
Moe: "Sorry Homer."Last edited by Gunstar; 06-04-2004 at 02:11 PM.
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06-04-2004, 01:54 PM #644Assistant Superintendent
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"Woozle Wozzle?"
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06-04-2004, 02:00 PM #645hi
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little kid in commercial: "Why don't you BOTH SHUT UP!!!???"
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06-04-2004, 11:19 PM #646thank you based god
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06-04-2004, 11:20 PM #647Crotis JivefunkGuest
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
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06-05-2004, 01:16 AM #648Assistant Superintendent
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"That doll is Evil, I tell you. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!
"Grandpa, you said that about all the presents."
"I just want attention."
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06-05-2004, 05:31 PM #649Stonecutter
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"I don't want you stalking anyone tonight."
"Oh, ok, have it your way, Marge. Well, I'll be back in a minute. I'm....going outside. To....stalk...Lenny and Carl. D'oh!"
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06-05-2004, 09:07 PM #650Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know."
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06-05-2004, 10:25 PM #651thank you based god
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"I can't let that happen and I won't let that happen and I can't let that happen"
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06-06-2004, 12:00 AM #652Assistant Superintendent
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"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"
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06-06-2004, 01:00 PM #653Pin Pal
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"I love your magazine. My favorite part is Increase Your Word Power. That is really, really, really.... good." - Homer
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06-06-2004, 08:50 PM #654perisian torpedo
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"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
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06-06-2004, 08:56 PM #655pee air true dough
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MILHOUSE: Wow, Bart, Laddie is way better than your old dog!
BART: I guess I was the only one who loved him.
MILHOUSE: You got that right. Remember when he ate my goldfish, then you said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why...did I have...the bowl?
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06-06-2004, 09:44 PM #656thank you based god
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"Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there"
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06-06-2004, 10:23 PM #657Crotis JivefunkGuest
"I'm going to night school, and I'm going to win back my most improved odor trophy!"
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06-07-2004, 12:23 AM #658of the internet
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Bart: I guess we could go to Martin's party.
Milhouse: I don't know. If we're seen there, it will definitely take
our social standing down a notch.
Bart:We're what now, three?
Milhouse: Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.
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06-07-2004, 09:12 AM #659Stonecutter
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Homer: "Yes! With my bills paid off, I can finally quit this lousy job!"
Lenny: "But Homer, how are you gonna make a living?"
Homer: "Don't worry about Homer J., I've got a plan....a plan that'll fix you good..."
Carl: "Hey, what did we do?"
Homer: "Sorry, that just slipped out. I'm gonna miss you guys."
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06-07-2004, 09:29 AM #660Pin Pal
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"I hate this new area code, like I don't have enough to remember already." (looks at his hand, it says Lenny=White Carl=Black) - Homer
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