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  1. 05-07-2004, 03:44 PM #511
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    Homer: "Can you believe it!? Pretty soon, I'll be able to quit my job and live off the boy!"
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    Originally posted by OldCootAbe
    "Wow a negro!" - Homer
    Which episode was that?


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    Zaius, it's from The Way We Weren't.

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    Haven;t got it exactly right, but it's close:

    "She likes to party, she likes to rock!"
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    "She's hoping our schools don't run outta chalk."
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    Ok, Ok, lets go over this one more time...where are we going?
    EDNA
    To Capital City
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    And why are you and the old lady in the car
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    We're gonna get Armin to come back to Springfield
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    And why is Marge here?
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    I came up with the idea
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    Well why am I here?
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    Because the streets of Capital City are no place for 3 unescorted ladies
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    Well why are the kids here?
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    Because we couldn't find Grampa to babysit for them.
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    But why is Grampa here?
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    moe: Cheees it!! Its The Feds

    doc: well mr. burns u have what we like to call the 3 stooges symptoms, where all the diseases try to fit trough the door at the same time...
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  24. 05-12-2004, 02:02 PM #534
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    Originally posted by Strong Sad
    Zaius, it's from The Way We Weren't.
    That would explain it. I haven't seen it yet.
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    yeah that one was hot of the presses when I did it.

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  27. 05-12-2004, 10:47 PM #537
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    Actually, its

    "There are THREE ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way"
    "Isn't that just the wrong way?"
    "Yes, but faster"

    In a way, the way you worded it doesn't really make sense, no offence.
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  30. 05-13-2004, 12:20 AM #540
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    Originally posted by SimpsonByte
    Actually, its

    "There are THREE ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way"
    "Isn't that just the wrong way?"
    "Yes, but faster"

    In a way, the way you worded it doesn't really make sense, no offence.
    Who fucking cares. Stop nitpicking.
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