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04-27-2004, 12:29 PM #451lp.org
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04-27-2004, 12:31 PM #452Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Mom, Bart's smoking!"
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04-27-2004, 12:37 PM #453He's undeniably real
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"...And your stench brings a tear to my eye."
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04-27-2004, 12:50 PM #454scummy man
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"Mom, Bart's swearing!"
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04-27-2004, 01:19 PM #455Is It About My Cube?
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"Sacrificing animals is barbaric! Now have the slaves kill the wounded."
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04-27-2004, 02:49 PM #456hi
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"The pie shall be cut in two, and both men shall recieve ...death. I'll eat the pie."
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04-27-2004, 09:03 PM #457Stonecutter
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"I'd like to buy your deadliest gun please!"
"Aisle 6. Right next to the sympathy cards."
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04-28-2004, 02:19 AM #458Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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English side ruined, Must use french side... Le Grille? what the hell is Le Grille? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry.
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
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04-28-2004, 06:59 AM #459Pin Pal
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- Dec 2003
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APU
Oh please, don't shoot! Take all the money and get out!
HOMER
Apu, I'd never...or would I?
HOMER'S BRAIN
I've already come this far. I wonder what it would be like if I robbed the Kwik E Mart.
(fantasy image of Homer in a posh house with Marge dancing)
Back to reality
HOMER
I'll do it! I'll rob the Kwik E Mart! Ok, put your...(finds himself outside, in his car, driving away from the Kwik E Mart, holding a sandwich)...D'OH!!! Oh well, maybe next time (eats sandwich).
My explanation of that is "Homer considering too long".
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04-28-2004, 08:27 AM #460Stonecutter
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"Please refrain from tasting the knob!"
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04-28-2004, 03:31 PM #461hi
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"Zork? what's zork?"
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04-28-2004, 10:38 PM #462Kamatsu Motors Bimbo
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Remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like santa claus? well thats nothing cos you have a gambling problem
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04-28-2004, 11:31 PM #463thank you based god
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'Oh, Lisa everything is cruel to you, Yelling in his hears is cruel, pulling his tail is cruel, keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel, So excuse me if I'm cruel'
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04-29-2004, 03:27 AM #464All Brain, All The Time.
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"Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher"
Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"
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04-29-2004, 03:44 AM #465Stonecutter
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"Gimbels is gone Marge. Long gone. You're Gimbels"
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04-29-2004, 06:26 AM #466Newbie
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Quote help needed. There is an episode where Willie sits on a mechanical bull in the bar, and yells something like "How come nobody else's stool is doing this?" Can anybody provide the exact quote?
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04-29-2004, 10:16 AM #467pee air true dough
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WOODY ALLENESQUE FORTUNE COOKIE WRITER: He's like a young me!
CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIE WRITER: Are you kidding? Yung Mee was a hack compared to this guy!
And Duke, I think you've got the quote pretty much right, and I believe it was from Marge on the Lam, when Marge and Ruth go into Shotkickers.
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04-29-2004, 10:20 AM #468Pin Pal
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Homer: What's that geek Flanders doing on TV!
Ned: Looks like we have a negative nellie in sector 2. I'm afraid I'm going to have bring the whole family in for reneducation.
Bart: Don't you remember dad? Ned Flanders is the unquestionable lord and master of the universe.
Homer: Do'h!
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04-29-2004, 10:38 AM #469Assistant Superintendent
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Moe: "So, uh, you guys are Euro trash, huh? How's that, uh, workin' out for ya?"
Gunter: "Eh, to be honest, we are a drift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex."
Moe: "Uh-huh... so where might this sea be located?"
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04-29-2004, 12:56 PM #470Stonecutter
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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! And it's time for me to snatch her from his neon claws!"
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04-29-2004, 01:38 PM #471G-G-G-Girl!
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"I mix Twinkies and Ding-Dongs all the time. In Europe they call it a Dinky."
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04-29-2004, 03:51 PM #472Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Mom, there's a lot of cursing and a funny smell coming from the basement, and Dad's upstairs."
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04-29-2004, 04:04 PM #473hi
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"Nevada makes my butt look big."
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04-29-2004, 07:05 PM #474The cosmic ballet goes on..
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I'm okay today, my mom bought me deororant!
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04-29-2004, 09:44 PM #475thank you based god
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"Stand up for yourself pointdexter!"
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05-01-2004, 07:44 AM #476Assistant Superintendent
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James Woods: "Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart."
Apu: "Oh... oh, Mr. Woods, you're..."
James Woods: "But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet."
Marge: "That sounds like a good movie."
James Woods: "Yes... yes, a... a movie, yes."
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05-01-2004, 09:18 AM #477hi
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"Don't patronize me."
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05-01-2004, 11:44 AM #478Crotis JivefunkGuest
"It smells like Otto's jacket."
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05-01-2004, 02:17 PM #479Changing his name to HoJu
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"I've got the prescription for you Doctor, another hot beef injection."
Ya get that George W.? Huh?
"If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about."
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05-01-2004, 11:20 PM #480Stonecutter
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"GRAAAR! Must destroy mankind!"
(Beep, beep, beep)
"Ooh! Lunch time!"
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