Quote of the Day Thread

[Pie Pants]

"Moe, moe, moe, how do you like me? How do you like me? Moe, moe, moe why don't you like me? Nobody likes me."

[SideshowTim]

"Under the sea, Under the sea! Ther'll be no accusations. Just friendly crustaceans under the sea!"

[Dances In Underwear]

"This elevator only goes to the basememt. And someone made an awful mess down there"

[The Brain]

"You gave both dogs away?! you know how I feel about giving!"

[OldCootAbe]

"Viva la revoultion"

someone tell me what episode

[Larson Something]

That was A Tale Of Two Springfields

"Number eight...Brraaaaap!...Number eight...Brraaaaap!"

[Gunstar]

"Look out! He's got his probe!!"

[kevin]

"Only suckers buy out of date computers. You're not a sucker, are you?"

[Pie Pants]

"'We the purple'? What the hell was that?"

[Gorky]

Bart: That sucks. How 'bout, "Crocodiles bit off my face"?

Marge: That's disgusting. And besides, when a woman loves a man it doesn't matter that a crocodlie bit off his face.

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Lisa:...And every time I hear the wind blow, it will whisper the name "Edna".

Marge: That's very good Lisa.

Homer: P.S. I am gay.

Marge and Lisa: Hrmmm...

[Mira]

"Is this Windex?"
"It's Windel! I can't afford Windex."

[Pie Pants]

Milhouse: I didn't know your dad was so interested in science
Homer: Science?!
Bart: Um..no...he said uh...Pie pants!
Homer: Mmm, Pie pants

[Gunstar]

"Lucite hardening to skin...lungs closing...must end life in classic Lorne Green pose from Battlestar Galactica."

*CRACK* *CRUNCH*

"Ooh! Best...death...ever!!"

[kevin]

"Ow! Todays grass is far sharper than the grass in my day."

[The Foot]

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

[Leopold]

Bill Clinton: "Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true."
Marge: "That's a pretty lousy lesson."
Bill Clinton: "Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president."

[Crotis Jivefunk]

"Look out Itchy, he's Irish!"

(That episode's playing as I type this.)

[The "Urban" Lenny]

"take this quarter, call your mama and tell her you will never become a stiper!"- Dr. Hibert

"mmm organized crime"- Homer


"Bad influence my ass! What have do I always tell you never listen to your mother" Bart

"and Bart, I'll see you in hell you booger eating wuss!"- Lisa

[OldCootAbe]

"Right now, I am thinking about holding another meeting. In bed" -McBain, played by Ranier Wolfcastle. (O Brother, where art thou?)

Just finished watching it. A-, great episode

[Pie Pants]

"Ooh, Look at all that pink and purple"
"Our money sure is gay"

[strangethingsamhux]

you talk better than you fool

[Mira]

Don't touch me! nothing gives you that right!

[OldCootAbe]

"Ohhhh, Florida, but that's America's wang!"

[kevin]

"My fault, I didn't tuck in my legs."

[Pie Pants]

"Give me three fingers of milk mom"

[The Brain]

Homer: "When I was your age I really wanted a catchers mit, but my father wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath til I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The Doctor said I might have Brain damage."
Bart: "Ah, Dad. What was the point of that story?"
Homer: "I like stories"

[SideshowTim]

"Look at the outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!"

[Dr Zaius]

"I'm in television now. It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job."

[kevin]

"Uh oh, my heart just stopped. ....... Ah, there it goes."

[SideshowTim]

'I can't believe I ate the whole thing'