Quote of the Day Thread

**SideshowTim** · 03-12-2004, 05:27 PM

"No way man, No way, No way am I wearin' a freakin' wire man, Get yourself another patsy man!"

**The Brain** · 03-12-2004, 07:08 PM

"And what are you charging for this free weekend?"

**Gunstar** · 03-13-2004, 12:12 AM

Hare Krishina guy: "Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?"

Homer: "This, Bart, is a crazy man!"

Christian guy: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!"

Homer: "Pssh, yeah right."

Movementarian: "A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia."

Homer: "Hmmm, makes sense."

**Dances In Underwear** · 03-13-2004, 12:32 AM

Homer - "If you're good, Pizza. If you're bad... poison"
Lisa - "What if one of us is good and one of us is bad"
Bart - "Poison Pizza"
Homer - "Oh, no, I'm not making 2 stops!"

Hi-larious.

Crotis Jivefunk · 03-13-2004, 10:59 AM

"Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing, they're not sad at all, they're actually singing! They sing without juicers, they sing without blenders..they sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!"

**Gunstar** · 03-13-2004, 12:16 PM

"So whaddya think Marge? All it needs is a title. I was thinking along the lines of no t.v. and no beer makes Homer...something, something."

**kevin** · 03-13-2004, 12:46 PM

"Iron helps us play!"

**Dr Zaius** · 03-13-2004, 02:08 PM

*spit*
"Not smart"

(I don't know who that was but that part has been stuck in my head all day long)

**Leopold** · 03-13-2004, 03:33 PM

Jay Sherman - "Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil."
Homer - "It was a gummy bear".

**The Brain** · 03-13-2004, 04:31 PM

Sherpa 1: "Brad and Neil were quite insistant that you not die"
Sherpa 2: "Frankly we don't care"

**Larson Something** · 03-13-2004, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Dr Zaius
*spit*
"Not smart"

(I don't know who that was but that part has been stuck in my head all day long)

That was Neil Patrick Harris in the title role in the TV-movie "Blood On The Blackboard - The Bart Simpson Story" from Bart The Murderer

**The Brain** · 03-13-2004, 06:16 PM

And Neil Patrick Harris was the guy who played Doogie Howser.

"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"No"
"Yes!, I mean no, no"

**Mira** · 03-13-2004, 06:28 PM

"Plutonium? Isn't that Kinda risky? You're right, it's not"
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"Hey Look I found some pearls, Oh Wait those are just my teeth... Oh well at least I can still make a necklace out of them.

Lenny is great

**kevin** · 03-13-2004, 06:38 PM

"Can't sleep, clown'll eat me"

**Sideshow Joe** · 03-13-2004, 06:45 PM

"I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
-Homer
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My Top 5 Episodes
-The Way We Was
-Flaming Moe's
-Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
-Marge vs. The Monorail
-Realty Bites

**The Brain** · 03-14-2004, 01:42 AM

"Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I doing my rounds and, I'm a little behind"

**kevin** · 03-14-2004, 08:08 AM

"Eh, Sherbert Hoover."

**Mira** · 03-14-2004, 02:06 PM

"..but Crime doesn't take a vacation"
"Careful! You'll pop it!"

Crotis Jivefunk · 03-14-2004, 06:50 PM

"Your wife will go as untouched as Bill Gates' weight room!"

**The Brain** · 03-14-2004, 06:56 PM

"Hi Super-nintendo Chalmers"

**kevin** · 03-15-2004, 11:55 AM

"Principal Skinner, i got carsick in your office."

**kane** · 03-15-2004, 02:20 PM

while on him:

"It tastes like burning"

**Larson Something** · 03-15-2004, 03:20 PM

Continuing the Ralph theme:

"Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

**Gunstar** · 03-15-2004, 04:28 PM

"I bent my wookiee..."

(someone had to say it sooner or later)

Crotis Jivefunk · 03-15-2004, 04:48 PM

"When I grow up, I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar."

**The Brain** · 03-15-2004, 10:27 PM

Well I'm going to break the chain.

Homer: "Everytime I learn something new it pushes something else out. Remember that time I took a Wine Making Course and forgot how to drive?"
Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"

**SideshowTim** · 03-15-2004, 10:30 PM

"Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?"

**SimpsonByte** · 03-16-2004, 05:19 AM

Here are your messages. You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube.