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  1. 03-08-2004, 03:24 PM #121
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    This one should get quote of the month:

    "Well, I don't want to go home, my Grandma is sleeping in my bed, and she has skin like a basketball." - Milhouse Van Houten

    I laughed for two minutes at that tonight. Don't know the name of the ep it's in, it's the Tango De La Muerte episode where Lisa tries to become a dancer and Bart and Milhouse live at the Springfield Mall.
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    Originally posted by Mmm, Pie pants
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    Originally posted by McStinkalot
    "Dental plan, lisa neeeds braces." times infinity
    I hope that quote hasn't been stuck in your head all day. It got very annoying after the third or fourth time.

    Sometimes I think you want to fail!
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    Homer: Twenty dollars! Ooohh, I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
    Homer: Explain how.
    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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