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  1. 07-21-2012, 06:59 PM #7261
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    Lisa: Can I go downstairs and see what Dad's doing?
    Marge: I wouldn't bother him, Honey, he's making some kind of model for a contest. He says it's really high-tech stuff that we wouldn't understand.
    Homer: Marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
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    Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
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    Announcer: Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?
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    'dog for sale! dog for sale!'

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    Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
    Marge: Your father's .. resting.
    Bart: Resting, hung over, resting, got fired, help me out here.
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  14. 07-22-2012, 02:39 PM #7268
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    What are you doing?
    Diggin'.
    Why?
    Make a hole.
    A hole for what?
    More diggin'.
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    he was banned coz i'm so sick of the casual rape humour on here. he posted nothing out of the ordinary but that shouldn't be the ordinary.
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  17. 07-23-2012, 02:31 AM #7270
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    Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
    Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver.... Yeah they were gay.
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  23. 07-23-2012, 08:33 AM #7273
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    or a fjord
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    Quote Originally Posted by zach View Post
    or a fjord
    or an inlet

    and today's quote:

    Chief Wiggum: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage Sweetheart.
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    Scorpio: Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
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    Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
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    Grimes: But this was a contest for children!

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    Hey, you okay, Grimey?

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  35. 07-24-2012, 03:26 AM #7280
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    Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
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    Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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    Reverend Lovejoy: Uh Uh, Homer I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26 "The foolish man who built his house on sand-
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  41. 07-24-2012, 01:38 PM #7283
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    Homer: "This isn't India! Where's the University of Notre Dame? The Indy 500? Wrigley Field? Dodger Dogs?"
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  45. 07-24-2012, 04:35 PM #7285
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    Tut tut, gentle Marge. For it is here in the boudoir that the gourmand metamorphosizes into... the voluptuary!
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    Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
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