Quote of the Day Thread

[Knightboat]

Bacon up that sausage, boy!

[Sinister Burns]

If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!

[Ghost of Maude Flanders]

Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a Principal, or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner!

[Lionel Hutz]

Intercom: Dr. Riviera, Dr. Nick Riviera, please report to the coroner immediately.
Dr. Riviera: The coroner, I'm so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

"Hey ya call that making love!?"
"Homer I told you he wouldn't sleep through it."
"In my day women didn't make a sound!"

[Sinister Burns]

Homer: Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car", "you have 10 minutes", "your car has been impounded", "your car has been crushed into a cube", "you have 30 minutes to move your cube".
*phone rings*
Hello, Mr. Burns' office.
Burns: Is it about my cube?

[zach]

Get that cat out of the way!!

[Lionel Hutz]

"Hey ya call that making love!?"
"Homer I told you he wouldn't sleep through it."
"In my day women didn't make a sound!"

That quote is only vaguely familiar to me. Where's it from?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Scorpion's Tale, Season 22, just on in syndication.

[Lionel Hutz]

I must have seen it in a commercial or flipping channels, cause I haven't seen that one.

[zach]

"Hey ya call that making love!?"

"how can anyone consider that making love?"

similar line in a superior episode.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Whatever, thanks.

[zach]

umm...okay?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I found you're comment both discouraging and unnecessary honestly so it annoyed me. But whatever...

[zach]

how? just cause i said i like Pokey Mom more...

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Oh I assumed it was a classic episode you were referencing and we were playing the "bash anything after Season 8" game again. No way is Pokey Mom as good as The Scorpion's Tale for me.

I've been in a poor mood the last half hour or so anyway though ever since we talked about making the screencaps in the Spongebob thread.

[zach]

playing the "bash anything after Season 8" game again.

seeing as i like several seasons after that, no.

I've been in a poor mood the last half hour or so anyway though ever since we talked about making the screencaps in the Spongebob thread.

how come that upset you?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I guess my ineptitude bothered me. I apologize for taking it out on you though.

[Sinister Burns]

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

[Knightboat]

My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to bowl.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I guess my ineptitude bothered me. I apologize for taking it out on you though.

I may be from out of town, but I don't think that's a Simpsons quote!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

No you're correct, that's an over-tired, ultra-defensive raspberry quote!

[Sinister Burns]

Announcer: We interrupt this programme for a special report.
Homer: Someone found my keys!

[Ghost of Maude Flanders]

Frank Grimes: I’m saying you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson.You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking people like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.

[Sinister Burns]

He's got you there, Dad.

[Knightboat]

Homer and Bart: Eat my shorts!
Ned Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!

[Lionel Hutz]

Guardsman: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
Grampa: I ain't leaving! i was born in this nursing home and I'll DIE in this nursing home!
Guardsman: Is there any chance of you changing your mind?
Grampa: Sure, let's go.

[Lionheart]

That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote. All right, now you tell one.

[Sinister Burns]

Lisa: Press the grey brick in the back of the fireplace!
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I-- OW!
Lisa: ...put out the fire first!

[Ghost of Maude Flanders]

Marge: This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?