Bacon up that sausage, boy!
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Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Simpsons Tapped Out ID: Knightboat89
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!
Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a Principal, or a caterpillar. I love you, Principal Skinner!
Intercom: Dr. Riviera, Dr. Nick Riviera, please report to the coroner immediately.
Dr. Riviera: The coroner, I'm so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place.
"Hey ya call that making love!?"
"Homer I told you he wouldn't sleep through it."
"In my day women didn't make a sound!"
Homer: Here are your messages: "You have 30 minutes to move your car", "you have 10 minutes", "your car has been impounded", "your car has been crushed into a cube", "you have 30 minutes to move your cube".
Hello, Mr. Burns' office.
Burns: Is it about my cube?
Get that cat out of the way!!
The Scorpion's Tale, Season 22, just on in syndication.
I must have seen it in a commercial or flipping channels, cause I haven't seen that one.
I found you're comment both discouraging and unnecessary honestly so it annoyed me. But whatever...
how? just cause i said i like Pokey Mom more...
Oh I assumed it was a classic episode you were referencing and we were playing the "bash anything after Season 8" game again. No way is Pokey Mom as good as The Scorpion's Tale for me.
I've been in a poor mood the last half hour or so anyway though ever since we talked about making the screencaps in the Spongebob thread.
I guess my ineptitude bothered me. I apologize for taking it out on you though.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to bowl.
No you're correct, that's an over-tired, ultra-defensive raspberry quote!
Announcer: We interrupt this programme for a special report.
Homer: Someone found my keys!
Frank Grimes: I’m saying you’re what’s wrong with America, Simpson.You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking people like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you’d have starved to death long ago.
Homer and Bart: Eat my shorts!
Ned Flanders: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
Guardsman: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
Grampa: I ain't leaving! i was born in this nursing home and I'll DIE in this nursing home!
Guardsman: Is there any chance of you changing your mind?
Grampa: Sure, let's go.
That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote. All right, now you tell one.
Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 19, 17, 24, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
Lisa: Press the grey brick in the back of the fireplace!
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I-- OW!
Lisa: ...put out the fire first!
Marge: This is terrible! How will the kids get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?