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  1. 06-14-2012, 09:06 AM #6991
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    Stupid Flanders, you're a genius!
    Maude Flanders: My eyes have been soiled!
    Homer: Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing!

    Homer: Here's your giraffe, little girl!
    Ralph: I'm a boy!
    Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up.


    I'm just like Lisa!
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    how about, screw Flanders!
    bon appetite!
    ah they're both good.
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    Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one." Is that reputation justified?
    Skinner: [seriously] Yes. Yes, it is.
    Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl Carlson: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+

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    Lenny: "Homer, what's the matter?"
    Carl: "Ain't you ever seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?"
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
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    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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    "Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

    3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
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    Lisa: Don't forget to get my mom's hair just right.
    Stacy Lovell: I think we'll use someone else for the hair.
    Lisa: How about me?
    Stacy Lovell: Well...
    Bart Simpson: How about me?
    Stacy Lovell: Oh...
    Homer Simpson: How about me?
    Stacy Lovell: YOU ALL HAVE HIDEOUS HAIR!
    (gasps)
    Stacy Lovell: I mean... from a design point of view.
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    Krusty: You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.
    Audience member: Well, you're the worst comedian we've ever seen!
    Krusty: Oh, great! We'll just sit here silently for the next ninety minutes.
    Audience Member: Fine with us.
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    i have to poop

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    Senor Ding-Dong: Does anyone have any jumper cables? ... Oh, you stinking Chevy!
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    Homer: So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer" something, something.
    Marge: "Go crazy?"
    Homer: Don't mind if I do!
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    Bart: My theory is.....Skinner likes dog food!
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    Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep!
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    Lisa: Friends! Huh, these are my only friends. Grown up nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will.
    Marge: Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls
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    yeah shut up or i'll ram a stool down your throat
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    So I says to Mable, I says...

    Hi kids!

    I'll finish this later.

    Where's your mother?

    Out back.

    So, anyways, I says to Mable, I says...
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    "He called me greenhorn; I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had."
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    sock him, dad! sock everybody!
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    Wh-what the?! There's still food and I don't wanna eat it! Ohh, I've become everything I've ever hated!
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    they're hazing us, to initiate us into the truckers' fraternity.

    thank you sir may i have another?
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    On second thought, I'll have a glass of milk...from that cow.

    HUH?!
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    no problem, i'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.
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    You still haven't told us why Lenny bit you.
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    you can take your free tetanus shot and shove it!
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    IT ATE EVERYBODY
    IT ATE EVERYBODY, STUPID
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    why do birds suddenly appear, over there, over here!
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    lisa, you should be a doorbell salesman!

    oh, just what i need, another piranha in the tank...
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    artichokes...and migrant workers. looking good.
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    but mom, it clearly says feet included
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