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Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.
Well go ahead. Do your worst.
Mr. Burns: Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
(...)
Smithers: Its ass is gonna blow!
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05-06-2012, 06:28 PM #6811I used to drive that blue car
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Last edited by Lionel Hutz; 05-06-2012 at 07:13 PM.
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05-06-2012, 07:56 PM #6812
pulla pulla pulla
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05-06-2012, 07:58 PM #6813
...and for god's sake put some clothes on.
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05-06-2012, 10:19 PM #6814Release the hounds...
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Homer: 1895? Forget it! We'd be too late to save Lincoln and too early to save Kennedy.
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05-07-2012, 03:58 AM #6815Stonecutter
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Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place "Moe's'' you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Homer's brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's brain: Heh heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.
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05-07-2012, 04:31 AM #6816Revive the Simpsons section!
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Moe: You could save McKinley.
Originally Posted by Señor Burns
Homer: It's not a time machine, Moe.The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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05-07-2012, 12:09 PM #6817Pin Pal
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Homer: "First you didn't want me to get the pony, now you want me to take it back, make up your mind."
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05-07-2012, 01:03 PM #6818
i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...i like to kiss my own butt.
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05-07-2012, 03:19 PM #6819SuperFriend
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Lisa Simpson: It's so sad that Krusty is ashamed of his roots.
[Homer walks in, with a plunger stuck on his head]
Homer: Marge, it happened again!
[he wrenches at it, but only pulls off the handle]
Bart Simpson: What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?
Lisa Simpson: Lois Sanborn.
Bart Simpson: [points to himself] Steve Bennett.
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05-07-2012, 06:14 PM #6820
hey! this is not a lending library!
if you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or i'll blow your heads off
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05-07-2012, 06:17 PM #6821I used to drive that blue car
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Thank you for coming, I'll see you in Hell
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05-08-2012, 10:27 AM #6822He was a zombie?
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"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
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05-08-2012, 12:35 PM #6823I used to drive that blue car
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Lousy traumatic childhood.
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05-08-2012, 02:57 PM #6824
ugh, i'd rather they say 'death from above', but i guess we're stuck
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05-08-2012, 02:57 PM #6825
Ah, kettle chips. The perfect side dish... for revenge!
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
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05-08-2012, 06:32 PM #6826Stonecutter
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Uter: Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
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05-08-2012, 07:03 PM #6827
can't make a float without flowers.
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05-08-2012, 07:25 PM #6828I used to drive that blue car
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Homer's brain: This is it Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.
Homer: Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Marge: Oh my God!
Homer's brain: No, the other secret.
Homer: Marge, I never graduated from high school.
Marge: Well that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.
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05-08-2012, 07:40 PM #6829SuperFriend
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Grampa: I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.
Bart: Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
Grampa: Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!
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05-08-2012, 09:24 PM #6830Release the hounds...
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Homer no function beer well without.
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05-09-2012, 04:20 AM #6831Stonecutter
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Kent Brockman: Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.
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05-09-2012, 09:03 AM #6832Space Coyote
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(Singing)
Flanders: They're not perfect, but the lord says "love thy neighbor"
Homer: Shut up, Flanders
Flanders: Okily-dokily doo!
When I first saw this episode (when it originally aired) I thought it was AMAZING.Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 19, 17, 24, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
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05-09-2012, 11:16 AM #6833I used to drive that blue car
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Supervisor : We need a pilot, Pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
Pilot 1: I'll go!
Pilot 2: I'm your man!
Pilot 3: Me!
Supervisor: Conditions are a little windy.
All: Well, uh well...
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05-09-2012, 01:03 PM #6834
but I keep telling you I'm not a pilot!
and i keep telling you YOU FLY BOYS CRACK ME UP!
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05-09-2012, 01:27 PM #6835Newbie
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``Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about
chocolate?'' ``That was ten minutes ago!''
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05-09-2012, 05:43 PM #6836
"But surely you can't put a price on your family's safety."
"I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are."
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05-09-2012, 05:52 PM #6837
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05-09-2012, 10:03 PM #6838I used to drive that blue car
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Skinner: ...if I find out you cut class. Your Ass is mine. Yes you heard me. I think words I would never say.
Homer: I know you can read my thoughts Boy.. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
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05-10-2012, 11:29 AM #6839He was a zombie?
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I can't believe you don't shut up.
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05-10-2012, 04:18 PM #6840i bored here
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