Quote of the Day Thread

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Kent Brockman: Good evening. Springfield is still grappling tonight with the departure of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, local Bible nut. How is our community coping with this spiritual vaccuum? Let's ask Arnie Pie in the Sky!
Arnie Pie: You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!
Kent Brockman: Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church!
Arnie Pie: And how am I suposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' SOULS? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!

[Homer Defined]

“Your Baby is Dead!...That's what you'd hear if your Baby fell victim to the thousands of Death Traps Lurking in the Average American Home.”

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

[zach]

...........so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

[Lionel Hutz]

James Woods: ... but as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie.
James Woods: yes... yes a movie, yes.

[zach]

no........well, it is if he puts anything on it, jelly for example.

[Bartesque]

Homer: Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read something.
Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.

[zach]

............you mean there really is a Bart?! good lord!!!

[parklife]

like the cleaning of a house

it never ends

[zach]

.............I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you......SHUT UP!!

[Sinister Burns]

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision".

[Christopher the Chef]

Uter likes Milhouse!

[zach]

........cat...in...the furnace.

[L. Hutz]

Uter likes Milhouse!

Nobody likes Milhouse!

[zach]

i'm al unser jr.!
i'm princess margaret!
......i'm drunk!

[Prune Tracy]

"Hello, Mr... Kurns? I bad want... money now. Me sick."

[parklife]

i shouldn't have stopped for that haircut

[zach]

......yeah, outta my way whoever you are, you're blocking the food!

[Lionel Hutz]

A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on
Does anyone want to switch seats

[Bartesque]

Willie: You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!
Skinner: Willie, please. The children want to pick on someone their own size.

[Prune Tracy]

"Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake."

[Financial Panther]

"Wait a minute...this sounds like rock and/or roll."

[parklife]

hey simpson

tell your mom her cookies sucked

[zach]

........wow, brown.

[Lionel Hutz]

A classic Homer scene.
Homer: What is sequestered mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, there put up in a hotel together, so that they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does deadlocked mean?
Skinner: That's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. and IF?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning, in the event that, or on condition that.
Homer: So IF we don't all vote the same way, we'll be DEADLOCKED, and have to be SEQUESTERED in the Springfield Palace Hotel....Where we'll get
a free room, free food, a free swimming pool, free HBO, OOh Free Willy!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing Simpson. It has little, if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote.
Homer: Uhh, how are the rest of you voting?
All: Guilty
Homer: OK, how many S's in innocent?
All: Ohhh!
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I think Freddie Quimby should walk out of here, a free hotel.

[iambobdole1]

"Mister Skinner, what happened to your hand?"
[pause]
"I believe it was a boaking accident."

[zach]

.......stupid lisa garbage face.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

"I'LL KILL THAT MR. BURNS!!!!!....and...wound that Mr. Smithers!"

[zach]

......it's a cow's heart.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

'Der makin' a monkey outta you!