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04-19-2012, 07:17 PM #6691
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04-19-2012, 08:05 PM #6692I used to drive that blue car
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Homer: There was nothing in Al Capone's vault,
But it wasn't Geraldo's fault..DOH!
Marge: Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
Homer: Baby On Board something something Burt Ward. This thing writes itself.Last edited by Lionel Hutz; 04-20-2012 at 10:52 AM. Reason: It's Geraldo's fault
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04-19-2012, 09:19 PM #6693I used to drive that blue car
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I'm bored, so I'll do another one
Mr. Burns: Who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib
Smithers: Uh, Prince of Darkness Sir. He's your 11 o'clock
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04-19-2012, 09:19 PM #6694
how come they never call traveling anymore?
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04-19-2012, 09:21 PM #6695I used to drive that blue car
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what's that from?^
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04-19-2012, 09:23 PM #6696Tennis the Menace
Originally Posted by al and mike
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04-19-2012, 11:45 PM #6697Release the hounds...
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Stop kissing that cat and get in the car!
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04-20-2012, 06:27 AM #6698
my dad and i built our car together, and if i drove somebody else's, it'll kill him! on the other hand, i'll do it.
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04-20-2012, 11:48 AM #6699
.......but, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.
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04-20-2012, 11:50 AM #6700I used to drive that blue car
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Uh Chief. You're talking into your wallet
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04-20-2012, 11:58 AM #6701
...........ohhh white chocolate.
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04-20-2012, 05:51 PM #6702Release the hounds...
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Jesus must be spinning in his grave.
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04-20-2012, 06:03 PM #6703
You know, when superintendant Chalmers suggested a mural, I almost thought he said a school Muriel....hahaha.........Muriel's his sister.................(shotgun cocked)
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04-20-2012, 07:40 PM #6704Your favorite monetary feline
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"You're pressing a Mento."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
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04-20-2012, 07:49 PM #6705I used to drive that blue car
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Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by Aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
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04-20-2012, 07:53 PM #6706
marge, do we have any elbow macaroni and glue-on sparkles?
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04-20-2012, 10:03 PM #6707Release the hounds...
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You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate - and revulcanize my tires, post haste!
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04-21-2012, 04:02 AM #6708
Smithers, you infernal ninny! Stick your left hoof on that flange now! Now, if you can get it through your bug-addled brain, jam that second mephitic clodhopper of yours on the right doo-dad! Now pump those scrawny chicken legs, you stuporous funker!
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
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04-21-2012, 05:28 AM #6709Stonecutter
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It's "Curns", stupid!
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04-21-2012, 06:09 AM #6710
up with mini-skirts
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04-21-2012, 10:59 AM #6711I used to drive that blue car
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A lot of Mr. Burns quotes lately. Heres another one
Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?
Smithers: If "you" did it, sir?
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04-21-2012, 11:12 AM #6712
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04-21-2012, 02:03 PM #6713Your favorite monetary feline
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Moe, Moe, Moe
How do ya like me, how do ya like me
Moe, Moe, Moe
Why don't you like me, nobody likes me
Moe, Moe, Moe
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04-21-2012, 06:38 PM #6714SuperFriend
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Homer: I'd like your deadliest gun please.
Clerk: Aisle 6- Next to the sympathy cards.
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04-21-2012, 08:15 PM #6715I used to drive that blue car
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Willlie: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange eating class-
Hans Moleman: The eating of an orange, is a lot like a good marriage
Grampa: Just eat the damn oranges!
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04-21-2012, 09:04 PM #6716
GET TO MATLOCK! MAAAAAATTTTTLOOOOCK!
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04-21-2012, 10:27 PM #6717Release the hounds...
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Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield. Weren't much on the air then. Only Edison reciting the alphabet over and over. "A", he'd say. Then "B". "C" would usually follow...
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04-21-2012, 10:45 PM #6718
Willie hears ya.
Willie don't care.
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04-21-2012, 10:59 PM #6719Stonecutter
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Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time.
Homer: Oh, but Marge! Knightboat, the crime-solving boat.
Marge: Homer, you promised. One night of family time a week- besides, that backtalking boat sets a bad example.
Bart: Says you, woman.
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04-22-2012, 08:57 AM #6720
.........but I've seen this warden turn down brownies.....honest-to-goodness brownies.
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