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  1. 04-11-2012, 05:44 PM #6631
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    Commercial: ...America's 17th line of defense. Between the Mississippi National Guard and The League Of Woman Voters. After basic training, you only have to work one weekend a month, and most of that time you're drunk off your ass...
    Homer: You know Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country. Maybe it's time I gave something back.
    Lisa: Are you thinking of joining the Naval Reserve?
    Homer: Would you be proud of me?
    Lisa: Eh, sort of.
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    He's a loser Marge; dump him!
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    Lenny: Hey, look, Homer's got one of those robot cars!
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    Nelson Muntz: They called me Smellson. Ha ha!
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    Mr. Burns: I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.(inserts tape of Ride of the Valkyries, then tape switches to ABBA's Waterloo)
    Smithers: I'm sorry Sir. I must have taped over that.
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    Moe: You ever been hunting before there Barty?
    Bart: Nope. Something about a bunch of guys alone, together in the woods. Seems kinda gay.
    [awkward silence]
    Homer: That is a very immature attitude, young man.

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    Homer: I want to register to run for sanitation commissioner! And tell the fat cats upstairs that things are gonna change in this town!
    Wiseguy: Okay... but this is where you register as a sex offender.
    Moe: Aw, geez, there's always a line!
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    Oh no! Lisa's gone, and nothing will bring her back! Unless ....
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    Oh, praise God you're alive! Unless ....
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  17. 04-14-2012, 08:02 PM #6647
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    We've given the word "Mob" a bad name.
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    After lunch, can I whip you?
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    Aah, no fair
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    Hmm, I wonder what makes it turn.
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    I'm doing a puzzle with grandma-ma and she'll finish without me!!
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    he was banned coz i'm so sick of the casual rape humour on here. he posted nothing out of the ordinary but that shouldn't be the ordinary.
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    What kind of man wears Armour Hot Dogs?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by al and mike View Post
    What kind of man wears Armour Hot Dogs?!
    Oh my god, you've got to be kidding me. That quote has been in my head this morning for some reason...and now I see it on here.
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    I have it on "The Simpsons Christmas 2."
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    Oh? Was unaware it was released already, interesting...
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    How many S's in "innocent"?

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