Quote of the Day Thread

[zach]

I love you Krusty!
Over there!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland.

[Prune Tracy]

"Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"

[Homer Defined]

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

"Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"

...Yes?

[Mozy]

Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson!?
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.

[Lionel Hutz]

That doesn't seem like a happy ending.
That seems more like a detached tale of modern alienation

[Homer Defined]

I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

[Prune Tracy]

"I'm Phillips. They call me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver."

[Bartesque]

Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?*

*(well, at least Sideshow Bob hasn't eaten anyone yet)

[Lionel Hutz]

You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
I hope you never say a word.

Daddy

[Mozy]

"YVAN EHT NIOJ"

[zach]

We're patriots...like...all those people in jail.

[Homer Defined]

Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

[Lionel Hutz]

Homer: Look Gabriel, we're learning to work together
Gabriel: That's great, but so are the wolves and cougars
(Wolves and cougars in a huddle see Homer, and shift down out of earshot)

[Financial Panther]

Homer: Look Gabriel, we're learning to work together
Gabriel: That's great, but so are the wolves and cougars
(Wolves and cougars in a huddle see Homer, and shift down out of earshot)

Oh man, that's probably my favorite part of the episode.

I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

"Yeah, they'll pass you around like... like currency, like you said."

[Toomanygrandmas]

'Pete Porter, pass it on.'
'Pasadena promptly.'
'Package to parcel processing, pronto.'

[Financial Panther]

What's that from?

[Toomanygrandmas]

^It's from Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One, in a scene near the beginning.

[Homer Defined]

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

[Financial Panther]

^It's from Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One, in a scene near the beginning.

Huh, I don't remember that line at all. I'll have to watch it again.

[Bartesque]

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Accurate description of "Them, Robot".

[Lionel Hutz]

Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like,"Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute.
Bart: You come here a minute.
Homer: [shakes fist] Oh yeah?

[Prune Tracy]

"KKK? That's not good."

[Financial Panther]

Lawyer: "But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say 'Die, Bart, Die'?
Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"
Murmurs of approval
Juror: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."

[zach]

"They're fine."

[Mozy]

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

"Are you a loser Moses?"
"Why yes I am Homer! Hahahaha!"

[Christopher the Chef]

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Holy shit, I just came here to post this one!

[Bartesque]

Tourist 1: Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?
Moe: What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!
Tourist 2: Sorry, Miss Barrymore
Moe: What?