I love you Krusty!
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"Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!
Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson!?
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.
That doesn't seem like a happy ending.
That seems more like a detached tale of modern alienation
I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
"I'm Phillips. They call me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver."
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?*
*(well, at least Sideshow Bob hasn't eaten anyone yet)
You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
I hope you never say a word.
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Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!
Homer: Look Gabriel, we're learning to work together
Gabriel: That's great, but so are the wolves and cougars
(Wolves and cougars in a huddle see Homer, and shift down out of earshot)
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious Lisa's Date with Density 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
'Pete Porter, pass it on.'
'Package to parcel processing, pronto.'
Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
What's that from?
^It's from Who Shot Mr. Burns Part One, in a scene near the beginning.
I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use lowbrow expressions like,"Oh, yeah?" and "Come here a minute."
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute.
Bart: You come here a minute.
Homer: [shakes fist] Oh yeah?
"KKK? That's not good."
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
Lawyer: "But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say 'Die, Bart, Die'?
Sideshow Bob: "No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'"
Murmurs of approval
Juror: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
"Are you a loser Moses?"
"Why yes I am Homer! Hahahaha!"
Tourist 1: Excuse me, are you Drew Barrymore?
Moe: What? Get out of here, I'm hung over!
Tourist 2: Sorry, Miss Barrymore
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