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  1. 12-17-2011, 06:31 AM #6301
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    'Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.'
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    'Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!'
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    Homer: (singing, cheerfully) My name is Luka, I liiiiive on the second flooooor!
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    he was banned coz i'm so sick of the casual rape humour on here. he posted nothing out of the ordinary but that shouldn't be the ordinary.
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    "Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay."
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    'Now I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!'
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    "Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"

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    "Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
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    "Uhh, Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart."
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    "I hate it when the waffles stick together."
    "Stickin' together's what good waffles do."
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    "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
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    Homer: BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYCHAINSAWNADHOCKEYMASK?
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    "Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!"
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    "Well, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him."

    "I caught the cat burglar! I caught the cat burglar! That means you, you are the cat burglar!"
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    Barney: I've learned that I have a gift to share with the world. From now on, I'll be a new Barnard Gumbel; clean, sober, and hardworking.
    Mayor Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your prize - a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.
    Barney: Just hook it to my veins!
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    Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
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    "Nobody 'snuggles' with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!"
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    Homer: "Look upon me and shudder!"
    Bart: "I already do that."
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    "What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"
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    "Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
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    "Oh, there's gambling...........WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT!!!!!!!!"
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    What episode is that from?
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    The Old Man and the Key, Marge says it when they get to Branson, a brilliant line reading by Julie Kavner
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    Oh, thanks.

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