'Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.'
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'Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.'
Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
"You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pine cone!"
'Whoooa, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't get turned on by that. Well, goodbye!'
"You don't win friends with salad"
"Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow."
"Dad, start digging some nerd holes!"
"I like being thanked" XD
'Now I'm going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!'
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy land in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!"
"Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after 'em."
"Uhh, Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart."
"I hate it when the waffles stick together."
"Stickin' together's what good waffles do."
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
"Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!"
"Well, it seems that the cat has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him."
"I caught the cat burglar! I caught the cat burglar! That means you, you are the cat burglar!"
Barney: I've learned that I have a gift to share with the world. From now on, I'll be a new Barnard Gumbel; clean, sober, and hardworking.
Mayor Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your prize - a lifetime supply of Duff Beer.
Barney: Just hook it to my veins!
Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
"Nobody 'snuggles' with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!!"
"I wish they had never invented fried cheese!"
Homer: "Look upon me and shudder!"
Bart: "I already do that."
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"What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!"
"Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
"Oh, there's gambling...........WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT!!!!!!!!"
What episode is that from?
The Old Man and the Key, Marge says it when they get to Branson, a brilliant line reading by Julie Kavner
"I think I'll make myself...vice president! No, JUNIOR vice-president!"
"don't make me run, i'm full of chocolate!"