"I wish pinchy were here to enjoy this!"
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"I wish pinchy were here to enjoy this!"
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
Pepi: "I love you, Poppa Homer."
Homer: "I love you too, Pepsi."
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
That's where you're wrong pal - it's not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it!
"Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
Maggie: "Mama, mama"
Marge: "Maggie! You talked! Can you say "mama" again?"
Maggie: "Sorry lady, show's over"
Gets me every time :L
[SIZE=1] Check out my South Park episode ideas in my user notes (Note: It's the fifth and last note): http://www.nohomers.net/usernote.php...ewuser&u=41294
"I got blisters on me fingers!" ~ Ringo Starr (Helter Skelter)
Led Zeppelin IV > Houses of the Holy > Physical Graffiti > Led Zeppelin II > Led Zeppelin I > Led Zeppelin III > Presence > In Through the Out Door > Coda
Willie: "I'm a maniac, MANIAC, on the flooorrrr. And I'm dancing like I've never danced befoouurrre..."
This had me laughing for quite a while.
Lenny: "Man, my whole body's gettin' a workout! Especially my big fat mouth."
Homer: "Yeah. Especially your big fat... oh wait."
"Le Grille?!? What the hell is that?"
"American tax dollars will help our allies who fought so poorly and surrendered so readily."
Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after nine o'clock.
Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".
He's the greatest guy in history.
Town of Springfield.
He's about to hit a chestnut tree."
Kids, You've had your fun now we've had our fill.
Yeah, You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill.
Kids, you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks.
Channel hoppin', Ritalin-poppin' monkeys... But please don't quit the fanclub!
^ The best thing about Season 10
Milhouse: "I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fatty fat fat," and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill you."
Bart: "Oh, that's good."
Nelson pulls down Bart's pants.
Girls: "Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!"
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will"
"Let's just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!!"
"What's that? You want the pee bucket on your head?"
bart and milhouse: (singing) "Sisters are doing it for themselves"
"Barney's movie had heart. But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."
Barney: And I say, England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
Barney: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]
Moe: Yeah, that’s showing him, Barney! [scoffing] Pitt the Elder…
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!! [punches Moe]
Edit: Actually in that scene, does Barney say 'you asked for it bud', or 'you asked for it Boggs'? I listened to it on youtube and it sounds more like the latter, but the snpp capsule says 'bud'.
Last edited by Toomanygrandmas; 08-21-2011 at 08:02 AM.
Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine
On the DVD it's subtitled "Boggs", so they person writing the capsule probably misheard it.
"Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!"
He's talking to Wade Boggs why would it be anything else. The dialogue makes more sense with him saying Boggs.
"Bonjourrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys"
Gotta love Groundskeeper Willie.
"I came to fight City Hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, RATTLE a few cages!" - Homer Simpson
[rattles a bird cage]
Ralph: "Why does everyone run away from me all the time?"
(wets his pants)
Lisa: "Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now."
Homer: "Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?"
Lisa: "I think that was implied by what I said."
Homer: "Implied, Lisa? Or implode?"
Lisa: "Mom, make him stop."
Kirk: You're letting me go?!
Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Kirk: So that's it, after twenty years: "So long, good luck"?
Boss: I don't recall saying "good luck."
One of my all time favourites
"Don't you hate pants?"
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