Quote of the Day Thread

**Cash Kerouac** · 08-06-2011, 09:11 AM

"I wish pinchy were here to enjoy this!"

**Financial Panther** · 08-06-2011, 09:45 AM

Pepi: "I love you, Poppa Homer."
Homer: "I love you too, Pepsi."
Pepi: "Pepi."
Homer: "Pepi."

**Company Picnic** · 08-06-2011, 02:50 PM

That's where you're wrong pal - it's not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it!

**Oh, that's raspberry!** · 08-06-2011, 03:10 PM

"Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
"I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-07-2011, 09:29 PM

Maggie: "Mama, mama"

Marge: "Maggie! You talked! Can you say "mama" again?"

Maggie: "Sorry lady, show's over"

Gets me every time :L

**zartok-35** · 08-08-2011, 08:09 PM

I'm so drunk I can barely see, But it helps me get through another day.
My stomach is filled with haggis and ham, I've gotta go puke in some hay.

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-08-2011, 08:49 PM

Willie: "I'm a maniac, MANIAC, on the flooorrrr. And I'm dancing like I've never danced befoouurrre..."

This had me laughing for quite a while.

**Financial Panther** · 08-09-2011, 06:47 AM

Lenny: "Man, my whole body's gettin' a workout! Especially my big fat mouth."
Homer: "Yeah. Especially your big fat... oh wait."

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-09-2011, 08:12 PM

"Le Grille?!? What the hell is that?"

**Oh, that's raspberry!** · 08-12-2011, 11:27 PM

"American tax dollars will help our allies who fought so poorly and surrendered so readily."

**~~Diversity Pumpkin~~** · 08-12-2011, 11:33 PM

Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart. I don't just babysit. I sell peace of mind for a dollar an hour. Two dollars after nine o'clock.

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-15-2011, 03:06 PM

Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "D'oh".

**Financial Panther** · 08-15-2011, 06:30 PM

"Simpson.
Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the
Town of Springfield.
He's about to hit a chestnut tree."

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-17-2011, 01:37 AM

Kids, You've had your fun now we've had our fill.
Yeah, You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill.
Kids, you're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks.
Channel hoppin', Ritalin-poppin' monkeys... But please don't quit the fanclub!

^ The best thing about Season 10

**Financial Panther** · 08-17-2011, 12:48 PM

Milhouse: "I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fatty fat fat," and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill you."
Bart: "Oh, that's good."
Nelson pulls down Bart's pants.
Girls: "Fatty fatty fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!"

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-18-2011, 12:15 AM

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will"

**Oh, that's raspberry!** · 08-20-2011, 06:50 PM

"Let's just say it moved me...TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!!"

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-20-2011, 07:12 PM

"What's that? You want the pee bucket on your head?"

**Jesse Pinkman** · 08-20-2011, 10:07 PM

bart and milhouse: (singing) "Sisters are doing it for themselves"

**Financial Panther** · 08-21-2011, 06:13 AM

"Barney's movie had heart. But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."

**Toomanygrandmas** · 08-21-2011, 07:55 AM

Barney: And I say, England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
Barney: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]
Moe: Yeah, that’s showing him, Barney! [scoffing] Pitt the Elder…
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!! [punches Moe]

Edit: Actually in that scene, does Barney say 'you asked for it bud', or 'you asked for it Boggs'? I listened to it on youtube and it sounds more like the latter, but the snpp capsule says 'bud'.

**Spiff** · 08-25-2011, 08:21 AM

On the DVD it's subtitled "Boggs", so they person writing the capsule probably misheard it.

**Financial Panther** · 08-28-2011, 06:13 AM

"Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!"

**Old painty-can Ned** · 08-31-2011, 01:47 PM

He's talking to Wade Boggs why would it be anything else. The dialogue makes more sense with him saying Boggs.

**leprechaun_dan** · 08-31-2011, 08:49 PM

"Bonjourrrrrrrrrr! Ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys"

Gotta love Groundskeeper Willie.

**Little Nellie Kelly** · 09-03-2011, 07:22 PM

"I came to fight City Hall. I want to shake things up, Patterson. Stir up some controversy, RATTLE a few cages!" - Homer Simpson
[rattles a bird cage]

**leprechaun_dan** · 09-03-2011, 11:45 PM

Ralph: "Why does everyone run away from me all the time?"
(wets his pants)

**Financial Panther** · 09-04-2011, 05:39 AM

Lisa: "Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now."
Homer: "Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?"
Lisa: "I think that was implied by what I said."
Homer: "Implied, Lisa? Or implode?"
Lisa: "Mom, make him stop."

**Toomanygrandmas** · 09-05-2011, 07:30 AM

Kirk: You're letting me go?!
Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.
Kirk: So that's it, after twenty years: "So long, good luck"?
Boss: I don't recall saying "good luck."

One of my all time favourites

**Financial Panther** · 09-06-2011, 05:19 PM

"Don't you hate pants?"

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