"I'm a gulch!"




"I'm a gulch!"
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
I left my keys in there... get a rock.
Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?
Nope.
"Its just a little airborn, its still good, its still good"




"That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! THAT WASN'T PAAAAAART!!!"
"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."




"Nobody's going Catholic! Three children is enough, thank you."
"You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!"




"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated."



“Me and Frostillicus go back a long ways, I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. In fact, I got a real funny story about that, actually it’s not so much funny as it is long.” -- Grampa
No offense Apu, but when they were handin out religions you mustve been out takin a whiz.
You're only gonna get more wrath
I love you, Dr.Zaius!




Comic Book Guy: Wait those Pants are prescribed




"Coin collecting is a lot like life. It stopped being fun a long time ago."
Nine thumbs up? What the hell is that?
"I deride your truth-handling abilities."
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
"That's right, boys! Troy's back from the gutter and he's brought somebody with him!"




"It says no Homers, we're allowed to have one."



Mr. Burns: Make yourselves at home.
Bart: Hear that Dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself.




"The red thing's connected to my...wristwatch. Uh-oh."
"Yeah, Homer's a great nuclear safety inspector, but I don't know if I trust him with my garbage..."




"*GASP* TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMOPOLINE!!!"




Marge: I must be crazy I'm talking to myself
Hans Moleman: Your talking to yourself? Ohh I though I made a friend
"Oh Lord, protect this rocket-house and those who dwell within the rocket-house"




"How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy."
Moe:"You could always sail out to international waters..."
Homer:"What's that, a theme park?"![]()
"I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage!"
Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons




"Don't worry kids, I'll take care of him with my trusty...uh...huh...hmmm...
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