I call the big one Bitey.
I call the big one Bitey.
"Outta my way jerkass"
"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Homer: They're embarrassing me, they're embarrassing America. They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just, uh...
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
Jacques: Four onion rings!
Take that, fishwife!
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
Let's never drink again!
"Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of... delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? I'm in the middle of a trial."
What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless manhattan?
Inanimate, eh? I'll show him inanimate!
Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.
"FOUR ONION RINGS!"
Mentioned that on this page.
"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."
I knew exactly what she was talkin bout.
"You don't have to sue me to get my pants off" XD
"Here, we see how two circles, various trapezoids, ellipses, and yes, even a rhombus can create an adorable bunny rabbit. It's just that easy!"
I'm seeing doubles. FOUR Krustys!
Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown.
You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, NEVER TRY.
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
"He's gonna change the way we think about pies!" - Krusty
"No, I will not pay you $500 for sex!"
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
"You're giving three-card Monte a bad name!"
Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals! 'Cept the weasel.
"Ow! I'm not supposed to get pudding in my eye!"
I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not ready to hoist myself out of it.
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