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05-25-2010, 01:49 AM #5191
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05-26-2010, 09:48 AM #5192Pin Pal
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"The voters now see you as imperial and god-like."
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05-26-2010, 05:25 PM #5193I Always Want To Be Eaten
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"Outta my way jerkass"
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05-26-2010, 08:37 PM #5194His Dudeness
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"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over- 'conquered' if you will- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthman or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
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05-27-2010, 11:15 AM #5195Pin Pal
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Homer: They're embarrassing me, they're embarrassing America. They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just, uh...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
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05-27-2010, 11:18 AM #5196...and I facepalm so hard
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Jacques: Four onion rings!
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05-28-2010, 04:49 AM #5197Stonecutter
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Take that, fishwife!
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
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05-28-2010, 04:25 PM #5198I Always Want To Be Eaten
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Let's never drink again!
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05-28-2010, 08:01 PM #5199Pin Pal
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"Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of... delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? I'm in the middle of a trial."
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05-29-2010, 07:10 AM #5200Junior Camper
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What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless manhattan?
Dental Plan
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05-29-2010, 08:23 AM #5201When I regain my equilibrium
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Inanimate, eh? I'll show him inanimate!
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05-29-2010, 08:26 AM #52024 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.
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05-30-2010, 10:28 PM #5203Pin Pal
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"FOUR ONION RINGS!"
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05-30-2010, 10:45 PM #5204...and I facepalm so hard
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Mentioned that on this page.
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05-30-2010, 11:09 PM #5205Pin Pal
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...oops.
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05-31-2010, 03:32 AM #5206I Always Want To Be Eaten
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"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."
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05-31-2010, 06:03 AM #52074 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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I knew exactly what she was talkin bout.
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05-31-2010, 06:36 AM #5208guts-black stuff-50 slim jims
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"You don't have to sue me to get my pants off" XD
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06-01-2010, 08:42 AM #5209Pin Pal
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"Here, we see how two circles, various trapezoids, ellipses, and yes, even a rhombus can create an adorable bunny rabbit. It's just that easy!"
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06-01-2010, 11:31 AM #5210I Always Want To Be Eaten
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I'm seeing doubles. FOUR Krustys!
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06-01-2010, 03:55 PM #5211When I regain my equilibrium
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Lisa, never EVER stop in the middle of a hoedown.
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06-01-2010, 04:27 PM #52124 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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Hello, Joe!
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06-01-2010, 07:18 PM #5213Revive the Simpsons section!
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You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, NEVER TRY.
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Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
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06-01-2010, 11:43 PM #5214guts-black stuff-50 slim jims
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"He's gonna change the way we think about pies!" - Krusty
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06-02-2010, 01:22 AM #5215Pin Pal
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"No, I will not pay you $500 for sex!"
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06-02-2010, 03:18 AM #5216His Dudeness
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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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06-02-2010, 03:46 AM #5217Newbie
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"You're giving three-card Monte a bad name!"
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06-02-2010, 10:03 AM #5218Revive the Simpsons section!
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals! 'Cept the weasel.
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06-02-2010, 11:24 AM #5219guts-black stuff-50 slim jims
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"Ow! I'm not supposed to get pudding in my eye!"
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06-02-2010, 01:11 PM #52204 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not ready to hoist myself out of it.
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