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  1. 05-14-2010, 08:47 PM #5161
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    "You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, and your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt! You make me sick!"
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