Quote of the Day Thread

[Jesse Pinkman]

"Hi Homie. Don't kiss me, I'm all stuffed up"

[Real Melvin]

these are hardly all the quote of the day, guys.

sometimes you guys just suck.

[cinco]

PRAY.FOR.MO-JO.

[Sycophantic German]

"I was wrong to play God. Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with. Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet."

[Sycophantic German]

Bart: You gotta be forty inches tall for the adult section.
Ralph: Pleeease?
Bart: Okay, but get on your tippy-toes.
(Ralph tip-toes into the adult section.)
Ralph: Everybody's hugging!

[Bella Drape 'er]

"Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish!"

[The Sovereign]

People soiled our green!!

[Little Nellie Kelly]

"Won't somebody please think of the children?" -- Helen Lovejoy/Moe Szyslak

[hughes]

Now quickly! Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor. Eyes on the floor...still on the floor...always on God's floor

[The Sovereign]

Hey!!!! .......look at that!!

[Orange Harrison]

I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

[Sycophantic German]

Lisa: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog?
Marge: Uh oh...
Bart: It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he can't quite make it. Come on, boy, you can do it!

[The Sovereign]

Standing there, on their hind legs, like a couple of Rory Calhoun's

[Laszlo Panaflex]

"Why, if it isn't my old pal Mr. McGreg...with a leg for and arm and an arm for a leg!"

[Laszlo Panaflex]

homer: i'm looking for a present for my son.
old man: perhaps this will please the gentleman. but beware, this doll carries a terrible curse.
homer: that's bad.
but you get a free froghurt with the doll.
that's good.
the froghurt carries a terrible curse.
that's bad.
but you get your choice of topping.
that's good.
the topping contains potassium benzoate.
homer remains silent.
old man: that is bad.

Hahaha, the frogurt gypsy mystic is so funny. Good call.

[The Sovereign]

There is no escape from the fortress of the moles!!

[hughes]

Out of my way, jerkass!

[Sycophantic German]

Mr. Burns: I want to be loved.
Homer: I see. Well, I'll need some beer...

[The Sovereign]

How can aces be 1 AND 11, huh? What kind of god would allow that???

[Sycophantic German]

"Sorry, sir. Thought I had my mojo working."

[The Wiggs]

"Tell 'em Big Baby sent you!"

[Little Nellie Kelly]

"Oh no, it’s Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge!" -- Hired Goon

[Orange Harrison]

Drugs? Oh yeah, drugs. You gotta have drugs.

[Sycophantic German]

"Why did I take so much punishment? Let's just say that fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug was the drugs."

[Squeaky Voiced Teen]

"THAT'S IT BACK TO WINNIPEG"

[Doh]

"Back then, we didn't have pacifiers. We had to suck on pieces of wood!"

[Jesse Pinkman]

"I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang, it would be you."

[Little Nellie Kelly]

"Shut up!" -- Homer Simpson, asking President Clinton to find him some tang.

[Kid Moe]

Mr. Burns: "Why, it's that delightful TV leprecaun. I'm going to get your lucky charms."
Hans Moleman: "Oh no, my brains"

[Sycophantic German]

Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.