"Happy Birthday.....Mr Smithers"
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"Happy Birthday.....Mr Smithers"
"Can't I just turn the page for you?"
"No!! But you can pick any picture you'd like to take home."
"Mmm. Okay. That one."
"No!!" *slaps hand* "You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!"
I watch that little exchange at least three times every time I watch "Grade School Confidential." LMAO
Lovejoy: Amber said she wouldnt let her 8th grade education stop her from acheving her dreams, ... and Yet it did.
Homer: I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler, I wannabe a league bowler!
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
I watch at least three times the scene with Homer calling Edna Krandal in the same episode.Originally Posted by kid_presentable
Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old Psycho magazines.
Otto: Wow! I had mustard?
Marmalade,I love marmalade...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
"You better run egg!"
Lisa: Mom, remember when I was little, we'd always planned my dream wedding and you always promised to...you know, well, keep Dad from ruining it?
Marge: [crossing her fingers] Oh, don't worry, honey, I guarantee your father will behave.
Lisa: Mom, it's a picture phone.
Marge: This? This? Oh, no, I've just got a touch of the rheumatiz.
Lisa: Mom, picture phone.
Notoriety for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'
Choke on your lies!!!
I have two today, and this one is far more prevalent.
"Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?"
im having trouble remember which episode this is from. was it "lisa the greek?"Originally Posted by Amanda_Hugginkiss
"I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!"
"I am so sick of that story about finding that onion ring in your french fries! it was 20 years ago!"
"Oh yeah Marge? What about MY womanly needs? (cries)"
all from Mobile Homer
Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!
Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaane!
Oh, by the way I was being sarcastic!
Homer: Wow! I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!
Originally Posted by Company Picnic
Marge: Homer, those pills aren't for you!
Homer: Marge, you never know, maybe I'm not getting enough......estrogen....
Hi Super Nintendo CHalmers
(oldie but goodie)
Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
(one of my best friends is gay and loves this quote)
Herb: Maggie,you brought me my fortune! I'll give you anything you want in this world.
Maggie: > I want what the dog's eating! <
Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.
comic book guy: it appears as though these bat-pants have been shredded by the riddler.
dry cleaners clerk: no, just your ass.
comic book guy: that's what i call my ass.
Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.
"Up yours,children" - Armin aka Skinner
Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.
My favourite quote is...
(Lisa comes down the stairs with her headphones on her ears) Lisa: Mum I need some sleep, I have a test tomorrow and birds suddenly appear... I mean english!
From The Episode: Maximum Homerdrive
"I get no regard,no regard at all"
I've got three today, most of which have already been done:
"Women Will Like What I Tell Them To Like"
"You Have 24 Hours, and To Show You That I'm Serious, You Have 12 Hours"
"Well, he's kind of had it out for me ever since i ran over his dog. Actually replace 'accidentally with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'"
"Bonjour, ya cheese eaten surrender monkeys"
Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!
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