Quote of the Day Thread

**Soundwave** · 11-06-2006, 03:24 PM

Mr Burns

"Happy Birthday.....Mr Smithers"

**kid_presentable** · 11-06-2006, 03:35 PM

"Can't I just turn the page for you?"

"No!! But you can pick any picture you'd like to take home."

"Mmm. Okay. That one."

"No!!" *slaps hand* "You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!"

I watch that little exchange at least three times every time I watch "Grade School Confidential." LMAO

**Gatorgod** · 11-06-2006, 04:00 PM

Lovejoy: Amber said she wouldnt let her 8th grade education stop her from acheving her dreams, ... and Yet it did.

**Nebuchanezzar** · 11-06-2006, 04:20 PM

Homer: I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler, I wannabe a league bowler!

**Henrik P** · 11-07-2006, 05:57 AM

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

**Rest your giant head** · 11-08-2006, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by kid_presentable

"Can't I just turn the page for you?"
"No!! But you can pick any picture you'd like to take home."
"Mmm. Okay. That one."
"No!!" *slaps hand* "You can't have that one! That's a coconut cake!"

I watch that little exchange at least three times every time I watch "Grade School Confidential." LMAO

I watch at least three times the scene with Homer calling Edna Krandal in the same episode.

Otto: Can I at least get my stuff?
Landlord: All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old Psycho magazines.
Otto: Wow! I had mustard?

**camelenchilada** · 11-08-2006, 11:47 AM

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

**Kouseketra** · 11-08-2006, 11:50 AM

"You better run egg!"

**sacrelicious** · 11-08-2006, 12:03 PM

Lisa: Mom, remember when I was little, we'd always planned my dream wedding and you always promised to...you know, well, keep Dad from ruining it?
Marge: [crossing her fingers] Oh, don't worry, honey, I guarantee your father will behave.
Lisa: Mom, it's a picture phone.
Marge: This? This? Oh, no, I've just got a touch of the rheumatiz.
Lisa: Oh.
Marge: Phew!
Lisa: Mom, picture phone.

**Kouseketra** · 11-08-2006, 12:16 PM

"Eeexcellent."

**kid_presentable** · 11-08-2006, 04:24 PM

"...Exaaaactly...D'oh!"

**kid_presentable** · 11-08-2006, 09:59 PM

I have two today, and this one is far more prevalent.

"Pick a bar? What the hell is pick a bar?"

**Barnyard** · 11-08-2006, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Amanda_Hugginkiss

homer walks in a swanky store while TYM (the yes man) is at the counter
TYM: Oh no! Oh no! Ohhh Noo!!!
(homer flashes a hndful of money)
TYM: OH YESSSSSSS!!!!

im having trouble remember which episode this is from. was it "lisa the greek?"

**Barnyard** · 11-08-2006, 10:41 PM

"I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!"
- Homer
"I am so sick of that story about finding that onion ring in your french fries! it was 20 years ago!"
-Marge
"Oh yeah Marge? What about MY womanly needs? (cries)"
-Homer

all from Mobile Homer

**Henrik P** · 11-09-2006, 06:48 AM

Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

**Kouseketra** · 11-09-2006, 08:03 AM

"Mmmmmmm.....free goo."

**Rest your giant head** · 11-09-2006, 09:13 AM

Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaane!

Oh, by the way I was being sarcastic!

**Mr Black** · 11-09-2006, 11:38 AM

Homer: Wow! I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!

Hilarious.

**Kouseketra** · 11-09-2006, 12:47 PM

Marge: Homer, those pills aren't for you!

Homer: Marge, you never know, maybe I'm not getting enough......estrogen....

**HobNob** · 11-09-2006, 01:14 PM

Hi Super Nintendo CHalmers
(oldie but goodie)

Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!

(one of my best friends is gay and loves this quote)

**Rest your giant head** · 11-10-2006, 12:14 AM

Herb: Maggie,you brought me my fortune! I'll give you anything you want in this world.
Maggie: > I want what the dog's eating! <
Homer: D'oh!

**Henrik P** · 11-10-2006, 07:26 AM

Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.

**camelenchilada** · 11-10-2006, 07:37 AM

comic book guy: it appears as though these bat-pants have been shredded by the riddler.
dry cleaners clerk: no, just your ass.
comic book guy: that's what i call my ass.

**Good Moleman To Robert** · 11-10-2006, 03:04 PM

Homer: And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --
Moe: Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.

**Rest your giant head** · 11-11-2006, 01:57 AM

"Up yours,children" - Armin aka Skinner

**Henrik P** · 11-11-2006, 07:33 AM

Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.

**~~Bernardo~~** · 11-11-2006, 01:25 PM

My favourite quote is...

(Lisa comes down the stairs with her headphones on her ears) Lisa: Mum I need some sleep, I have a test tomorrow and birds suddenly appear... I mean english!

From The Episode: Maximum Homerdrive

**Soundwave** · 11-13-2006, 03:22 PM

Larry Burns

"I get no regard,no regard at all"

**~~Reservoir Dog~~** · 11-13-2006, 03:55 PM

I've got three today, most of which have already been done:

"Women Will Like What I Tell Them To Like"
"You Have 24 Hours, and To Show You That I'm Serious, You Have 12 Hours"
"Well, he's kind of had it out for me ever since i ran over his dog. Actually replace 'accidentally with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'"
"Bonjour, ya cheese eaten surrender monkeys"

Dr. Bartley · 11-14-2006, 01:12 AM

Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

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