'he thinks he's the pope of chili town'
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'he thinks he's the pope of chili town'
Give the great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending,
and they'll 'oink' for more every time. - C.M. Burns
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. - Hunter S. Thompson
It takes two to lie
One to lie and one to listen
My Son is Also Named Bort!
long quote....just the entire quote about apu yelling at skinner about the movie Idea.
quote 1: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
quote 2: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart!
quote 3: 12:80. No wait. Wait. Wh-what comes after 12?
I just got the new Simpsons Season 8 DVD two days ago and just watched "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment"
imho, one of the best lines in the whole history of The Simpsons is said by Homer at the end of this episode...
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
AND, it's sooo true!! :-P
"You mean it's not Maggaggie's birthday?" -Homer
"The South will 'Come Again!'"
me and matt at the 16th premiere party
Willie [after 3rd axing]: Oooh, I'm bad at this!!
"I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot..."
Father Sean: "Well said mate - put her there.
Ned: Hehe...My pleasure. (Note to self; have hand reblessed.)"
-The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star (S16)
What kind of man wears Armour Hot Dogs!?
Bart: Dad you shot Zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would really help me a lot."
"and now heres -*mr black*-"
no, YOU'RE a towel!
Burn that which lies to Oprah!
"I'm actually glad I'm lost, now I know losing isn't the end of the world"
I cannot believe 7 year old girl could say things like that (Allison)
Principal Skinner- "I hope you all stay after school for the mandatory assembly"
"what's this ? extremely high voltage...well,i don't need any safety gloves because i'm Homer Simps-* "
Bart "what's L-i-n-c-o-l-n doing here ?
it's your fantasy,
to which Lincoln replies, "hello Bart".
"My Mom doesn't believe in fabric softener ... but
she's not around. [waves bottle tauntingly, and
laughs]" - Milhouse
Marge:"I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
Homer:Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had
a single fire..."
-Bart's Dog Gets An F (S2)
"I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't have a seven or an eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!"
"I would stop but I love my voice!"
Artie Ziff, The Ziff Who Came To Dinner (S15)
- You girls were all great! Cats back for everyone!
- I've brought a dog.
- He's cat now!
Marmalade,I love marmalade...
carl " a guy could do great things w/ a gadget like that"
homer " well,you can buy one they only co...."
carl "yup! a guy could do great things"
"Bony arms",are they?
Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not thruth
Thruth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music.
Music is the best.
Milhouse: "Bart - Nelson hit me!
Bart: He sure did."
-Bart On The Road (S7)
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for
squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_. So
I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling _what_, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the
cosmos. [slams the door]
"They call'em fingers, but I've never seen'em 'fing'....oh wait, there they go."
"What the family circus?" - Flanders, THOH XV
Marge: "You told me he was at culinary school.
Homer: You wanted to believe the lie!"
-Treehouse Of Horror XVI (S17)
Grimes: But, it's a children's contest! Homer's in a contest for kids!
Lenny: Yeah, and he beat their brains out!
(i might be paraphrasing)...Grimes to Homer: "I live in a sinle bedroom apt above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley." That is just so sad.
Also, Homer" "Everything lasts forever."
Last edited by arklin2; 08-23-2006 at 11:29 AM.
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