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08-16-2006, 06:15 PM #3781slack jawed gawker
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Give the great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending,
and they'll 'oink' for more every time. - C.M. Burns
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. - Hunter S. Thompson
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08-16-2006, 07:53 PM #3782The cosmic ballet goes on..
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Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
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08-16-2006, 07:56 PM #3783Enthusiast
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It takes two to lie
One to lie and one to listenMy Son is Also Named Bort!
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08-16-2006, 08:28 PM #3784P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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long quote....just the entire quote about apu yelling at skinner about the movie Idea.
quote 1: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
quote 2: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart!
quote 3: 12:80. No wait. Wait. Wh-what comes after 12?
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08-16-2006, 08:31 PM #3785Schweeet cakes!
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I just got the new Simpsons Season 8 DVD two days ago and just watched "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment"
imho, one of the best lines in the whole history of The Simpsons is said by Homer at the end of this episode...
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"
AND, it's sooo true!! :-P"You mean it's not Maggaggie's birthday?" -Homer
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08-18-2006, 12:49 PM #3786Newbie
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"The South will 'Come Again!'"
me and matt at the 16th premiere party
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08-19-2006, 11:39 PM #3787Stonecutter
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THOH 5:
Willie [after 3rd axing]: Oooh, I'm bad at this!!"I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot..."
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08-21-2006, 03:38 AM #3788Stonecutter
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Father Sean: "Well said mate - put her there.
Ned: Hehe...My pleasure. (Note to self; have hand reblessed.)"
-The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star (S16)
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08-21-2006, 04:31 AM #3789The cosmic ballet goes on..
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What kind of man wears Armour Hot Dogs!?
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08-21-2006, 06:34 AM #3790John Swartzwelders thesaurs
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Bart: Dad you shot Zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
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08-21-2006, 06:45 AM #3791But what is the Question?
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"Homer, on your way out, if you want to kill somebody, it would really help me a lot."
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08-21-2006, 06:46 AM #3792up yours children!
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"and now heres -*mr black*-"
no, YOU'RE a towel!
Burn that which lies to Oprah!
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08-21-2006, 07:04 AM #3793
"I'm actually glad I'm lost, now I know losing isn't the end of the world"
I cannot believe 7 year old girl could say things like that (Allison)
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08-21-2006, 07:09 AM #3794John Swartzwelders thesaurs
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Principal Skinner- "I hope you all stay after school for the mandatory assembly"
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08-21-2006, 03:36 PM #3795Junior Camper
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Frank Grimes
"what's this ? extremely high voltage...well,i don't need any safety gloves because i'm Homer Simps-* "
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08-21-2006, 03:46 PM #3796Junior Camper
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Bart "what's L-i-n-c-o-l-n doing here ?
it's your fantasy,
hello Abe,
to which Lincoln replies, "hello Bart".
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08-21-2006, 08:36 PM #3797Iron Yuppy
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"My Mom doesn't believe in fabric softener ... but
she's not around. [waves bottle tauntingly, and
laughs]" - Milhouse
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08-21-2006, 11:29 PM #3798Stonecutter
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Marge:"I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
Homer:Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had
a single fire..."
-Bart's Dog Gets An F (S2)
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08-22-2006, 05:38 AM #3799thank you based god
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"I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't have a seven or an eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!"
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08-22-2006, 06:45 AM #3800Stonecutter
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"I would stop but I love my voice!"
Artie Ziff, The Ziff Who Came To Dinner (S15)
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08-22-2006, 07:56 AM #3801Formerly Mladen
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- You girls were all great! Cats back for everyone!
- I've brought a dog.
- He's cat now!Marmalade,I love marmalade...
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08-22-2006, 08:05 AM #3802well he's back in pog form!
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carl " a guy could do great things w/ a gadget like that"
homer " well,you can buy one they only co...."
carl "yup! a guy could do great things""Senile",eh?
"Buck-toothed",am I?
"Bony arms",are they?
"Liverspots",did I?
"Chinless",will you?
-C.M.Burns
Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not thruth
Thruth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music.
Music is the best.
-Frank Zappa
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08-22-2006, 08:08 AM #3803Stonecutter
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Milhouse: "Bart - Nelson hit me!
Bart: He sure did."
-Bart On The Road (S7)
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08-22-2006, 01:22 PM #3804Iron Yuppy
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Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for
squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_. So
I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling _what_, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the
cosmos. [slams the door]
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08-22-2006, 05:00 PM #3805slack jawed gawker
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"They call'em fingers, but I've never seen'em 'fing'....oh wait, there they go."
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08-23-2006, 06:13 AM #3806thank you based god
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"Ice to see you!"
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08-23-2006, 06:40 AM #3807Hi, everybody!
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"What the family circus?" - Flanders, THOH XV
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08-23-2006, 07:10 AM #3808Stonecutter
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Marge: "You told me he was at culinary school.
Homer: You wanted to believe the lie!"
-Treehouse Of Horror XVI (S17)
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08-23-2006, 07:20 AM #3809But what is the Question?
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Grimes: But, it's a children's contest! Homer's in a contest for kids!
Lenny: Yeah, and he beat their brains out!
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08-23-2006, 11:18 AM #3810Newbie
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(i might be paraphrasing)...Grimes to Homer: "I live in a sinle bedroom apt above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley." That is just so sad.
Also, Homer" "Everything lasts forever."Last edited by arklin2; 08-23-2006 at 11:29 AM.
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