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"I peed my pants" - toy Homer in "Moe baby blues".
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08-03-2006, 10:58 PM #3751Formerly Mladen
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Marmalade,I love marmalade...
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08-04-2006, 02:56 AM #3752Pin Pal
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Homer: In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...
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08-04-2006, 07:20 PM #3753But... the ball! His groin!
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BART: Cool, personalized plates! "Barclay"... "Barry"... "Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on, "Bort"?!
CHILD: Mommy, Mommy! Buy me a license plate.
MOTHER: No. Come along, Bort.
MAN: Are you talking to me?
MOTHER: No, my son is also named Bort.Simpsons music unavailable on CD:
Burns Verkaufen... - The Land of Chocolate (no overlapping dialogue) - 0.9 MB
Lisa's Sax - Baker Street - 0.9 MB
Trash of the Titans - The Garbageman Can (including U2 cameo) - 1.8 MB
Springfield Up - Satan You're My Lady - 1.4 MB
That '90s Show - Margerine - 1 MB
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08-06-2006, 09:08 AM #3754Hi, everybody!
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Lisa: "Now my dad belongs to the H's". (Referring to Homer's name, and "pulling a Homer" in the dictionary)
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08-09-2006, 03:43 PM #3755Junior Camper
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"Homer,that guy looks like John Travolta,"
to which the man replies... "yeah...looks like "
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08-09-2006, 09:09 PM #3756The cosmic ballet goes on..
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"Another day, another box of stolen pens."
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08-10-2006, 01:40 AM #3757Formerly Mladen
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"I wish God were alive to see this!"
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08-10-2006, 08:33 AM #3758
Lisa: If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around, does it make a sound?
Bart: Absolutely! [makes the sound of a tree falling]
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08-11-2006, 03:01 PM #3759welcome to my town
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Reporter: And what's your name, son?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Reporter: Heh heh. I'm Dave Shutton. I'm an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot and, uh, I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders.
Bart: Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.
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08-11-2006, 03:18 PM #3760.
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Homer: Where are we going, sir?
Burns: To create a new and better world.
Homer: If it's on the way, could you drop me off at my house?
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08-11-2006, 05:32 PM #3761Banned
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That was marge. BTW, my quote of the day:
Originally Posted by Soundwave
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony Is the Cancer Of This Fair City, He is the Cancer And I'm The...What Cures Cancer?
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08-11-2006, 11:09 PM #3762Formerly Mladen
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"I'm not easily impressed. WOW,a blue car!"
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08-12-2006, 03:30 AM #3763Junior Camper
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"I need to go to the bathroom!"
"We stopped five minutes ago!"
"Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I couldn't go.""You know, those guys in there think I'm crazy...and I am, too!"
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08-12-2006, 11:59 AM #3764Hi, everybody!
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Mr. Burns: Damn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery.
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08-12-2006, 11:10 PM #3765Banned
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Skinner: If By Wank You Mean Educational Fun Then its Wanking Time
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08-12-2006, 11:56 PM #3766Monorail Conductor
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Homer: What if Marge? What if I slip on a bar of soap in the shower? OMG I'd be killed!
Homer: "I call the big one Bitey."
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08-13-2006, 01:29 PM #3767slack jawed gawker
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"Ah, Manhattan Town. An agreeable sight for an Old Knickerbocker such as myself."
Give the great Unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending,
and they'll 'oink' for more every time. - C.M. Burns
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. - Hunter S. Thompson
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08-13-2006, 07:42 PM #3768.
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WIGGUM: "Bronchial tubes clearing, asthma dissapearing."
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08-13-2006, 11:14 PM #3769Formerly Mladen
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"How can I prove we're live? PENIS!"
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08-14-2006, 04:15 PM #3770Junior Camper
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"no tv and no beer make Homer...something...something "
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08-15-2006, 03:35 AM #3771Junior Camper
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Homer: "Oh no! My pudding is trapped forever!"
A Streetcar Named Marge
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08-15-2006, 08:11 AM #3772welcome to my town
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Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, boy.
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08-15-2006, 05:25 PM #3773slack jawed gawker
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"Zuh?" - bart
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08-15-2006, 05:37 PM #3774P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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"her car is gone."
"Maybe She Drove to the Moon."quote 1: What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
quote 2: Uh, Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart!
quote 3: 12:80. No wait. Wait. Wh-what comes after 12?
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08-15-2006, 07:14 PM #3775Enthusiast
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What episode is this from! I cant remember but i love it!
(milhouse to bart) Just like that time your cat ate my goldfish and you told me I never had a goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl bart? Why did I have the bowl?My Son is Also Named Bort!
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08-15-2006, 07:18 PM #3776The cosmic ballet goes on..
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Hey dude, he's ragging on your cord.
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08-15-2006, 11:50 PM #3777Formerly Mladen
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"Shoe goes off,shoe goes on. Shoe goes off,shoe goes on. Shoe goes off,shoe goes on"
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08-16-2006, 06:29 AM #3778Enthusiast
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Well.......
As long as he is hurt
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08-16-2006, 07:14 AM #3779Lucky The Leprechaun
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Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it?
Homer: Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.
Barney: Wow!
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08-16-2006, 05:07 PM #3780P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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4F16 the rest is up to you. Originally Posted by Neocheeseater
I have had this one for a long time, Homer: I Have to use the bathroom no fooling this time.....
I think its from the The Otto Show.
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